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07-12-2011, 12:55 PM #1
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http://www.peninsuladailynews.com/apps/p...1307089996

OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK — Visitors to Olympic National Park are being urged not to urinate along trails frequented by mountain goats, to avoid turning trails into “long, linear salt licks” and attracting goats.

It’s a new measure park officials are instituting as part of their revised mountain goat action plan.

That plan includes safety-inspired trail closures of two weeks or more and “aversive conditioning” of the animals when they become too aggressive.

The plan, released Thursday by the park, also urges visitors and park staff to keep at least 50 yards distance from all mountain goats regardless of the animals’ behavior.

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07-12-2011, 01:44 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Hahhhaahaha!!! Park officials getting all pissy eh? chuckle.gif I hope it's still ok to stare at goats 13.gif
07-12-2011, 01:56 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were
very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk
and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough
to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon
on it, so she decided to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go h ome.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that
his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights
have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife
came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with
a card stuck to her *** that said "From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never forget you."

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07-12-2011, 01:58 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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07-12-2011, 03:18 PM #5
yankees skier
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beerbong.gif <--- pee machine

Biere.
07-12-2011, 03:31 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Best to just pour the light beer in the toilet and eliminate the middleman. All that pissing cuts into my drinking time.

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07-12-2011, 03:52 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh look, Yankees broke his 1000 post virginity beercheer.gif
07-12-2011, 03:53 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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It's his bacon anniversary! yay.gif cheers.gif hi5.gif

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07-12-2011, 03:58 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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hi5.gif Congrats Yankees! cheers.gifrofl.gif
07-12-2011, 05:27 PM #10
yankees skier
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Biere.
07-12-2011, 05:29 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You should avoid pissing off a goat.



It's hard as hell to stand on their backs. You might fall and wet yourself.


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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-12-2011, 05:33 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(07-12-2011, 05:29 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  You should avoid pissing off a goat.



It's hard as hell to stand on their backs. You might fall and wet yourself.


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