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Nona Retsop Show this Post
01-22-2015, 09:02 AM #1
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01-22-2015, 09:55 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif That was REALLY amusing, and may hit a wee bit too close to home for some.
I'm not insulting the digital prophet or anything - peas be up on him.

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01-22-2015, 10:19 AM #3
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01-22-2015, 12:26 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yeah, in fact... I'm pinning this so it doesn't get lost and normally a video doesn't get pinned.

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01-22-2015, 12:49 PM #5
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İmage

Bravo! 5*'s
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01-22-2015, 02:14 PM #6
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uhhuh.gif first-rate
01-22-2015, 05:52 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif Most excellent!
Nona Retsop Show this Post
01-22-2015, 06:26 PM #8
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Damn... J.R. doesn't usually pin things
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01-22-2015, 07:28 PM #9
misterbumps Member
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awesome. I wanna play.

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
01-22-2015, 08:18 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-22-2015, 06:26 PM)Nona Retsop Wrote:  Damn... J.R. doesn't usually pin things
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We kinda' prefer to keep it organic most of the time, unless like this - it kicks ass on so many levels. hi5.gif

(01-22-2015, 07:28 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  awesome. I wanna play.

lol - me too, somebody ought to make that. Perhaps some French programmer. chuckle.gif

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01-22-2015, 09:26 PM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
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İmage
01-22-2015, 09:43 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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And here I've been thinking Shia LaBeouf was just another empty Hollywood actor. My bad.

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01-23-2015, 12:12 AM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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The Doctor put me " On Religion " for a while once .

I had to drink a lot of fluids with it though , cause it can
dry out and infect your Kidneys .

Funny thing too , every time I took my dose of Religion ,,,

I'd see things that weren't there ,,,,

Stuff like a Wheel within a Wheel

and Angels pouring out Plagues from Bottles and stuff ,,,

The Doc had to take me off religion ,

and put me on Prozac .

Cause I was starting to preach to the Choir ,,,,

and Choir was getting mad as hell at me .

One Day , I got Choir so pissed off ,,,,

She Pee'd on me twice , and cussed me out ,,,, saying
I would burn in Hell .
01-23-2015, 12:14 AM #14
Accidental Stoner Member
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İmage
01-23-2015, 12:50 AM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~ Now some verse ~~~

Burning Banana
and flames of Hell

In the burning Savana
Beneath the Mission Bell

Stood there gaping
at the Arab Spring

that were busy raping
the most ominous thing

It had horns and Talons
and dripped of ooze

and as the felons
each spent their juice

The Victim screamed

WHOSE THE LATEST TO MAKE THE NEWS ?

At that
I came out of the dust
and sat on the vine

wondering should I trust
this bottle of wine

Little Man
who sits on my shoulder

said yes you can
if you move that Boulder over

I winked his way
as he slid off my Neck

he wished to play
on the tracks
create his own kinda wreck

Amused by the frills of another
nights drunk
I danced to pay the bills
stuffed high in my trunk

Sorry to say , not much did I make
and that which I did , some puke
had to take .

been awhile since then
and I almost forgot

when I asked God
he said : ' Yes I do smoke Pot "



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