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On Religion
01-23-2015, 12:12 AM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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The Doctor put me " On Religion " for a while once .

I had to drink a lot of fluids with it though , cause it can
dry out and infect your Kidneys .

Funny thing too , every time I took my dose of Religion ,,,

I'd see things that weren't there ,,,,

Stuff like a Wheel within a Wheel

and Angels pouring out Plagues from Bottles and stuff ,,,

The Doc had to take me off religion ,

and put me on Prozac .

Cause I was starting to preach to the Choir ,,,,

and Choir was getting mad as hell at me .

One Day , I got Choir so pissed off ,,,,

She Pee'd on me twice , and cussed me out ,,,, saying
I would burn in Hell .
01-23-2015, 12:14 AM #17
Accidental Stoner Member
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01-23-2015, 12:50 AM #18
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~ Now some verse ~~~

Burning Banana
and flames of Hell

In the burning Savana
Beneath the Mission Bell

Stood there gaping
at the Arab Spring

that were busy raping
the most ominous thing

It had horns and Talons
and dripped of ooze

and as the felons
each spent their juice

The Victim screamed


At that
I came out of the dust
and sat on the vine

wondering should I trust
this bottle of wine

Little Man
who sits on my shoulder

said yes you can
if you move that Boulder over

I winked his way
as he slid off my Neck

he wished to play
on the tracks
create his own kinda wreck

Amused by the frills of another
nights drunk
I danced to pay the bills
stuffed high in my trunk

Sorry to say , not much did I make
and that which I did , some puke
had to take .

been awhile since then
and I almost forgot

when I asked God
he said : ' Yes I do smoke Pot "
01-23-2015, 12:54 AM #19
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(01-22-2015, 09:43 PM)Octo Wrote:  And here I've been thinking Shia LaBeouf was just another empty Hollywood actor. My bad.


i totally missed that he wrote and directed that.. i love him, anyway..

his dad was a heroin addict when he was a child, grew up really poor, he supports both his parents, he only did acting to make money to help his parents.. he is kinda hot too.. so handsome..
01-23-2015, 01:06 AM #20
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,268 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
He's got more going on upstairs than I would have given him credit for. I admire the way he pulled this off, driving a point home that desperately needs to be made, in a such a fashion that - he'll live to see another day.

01-23-2015, 01:26 AM #21
jaydoom i am doom
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(01-22-2015, 09:55 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif That was REALLY amusing, and may hit a wee bit too close to home for some.
I'm not insulting the digital prophet or anything - peas be up on him.

wow ... its like a f##edup step by step how to create your own cult..... rape and pilliage...oh and preach some times....heavy....wtf2.gif
01-25-2015, 01:09 AM #22
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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01-25-2015, 10:01 AM #23
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif And that's how the word of god brought peas to huge manatee

01-25-2015, 10:51 AM #24
SpiritMasonChazz Member
Posts:975 Threads:102 Joined:Jun 2014
The Koran & the Bible have the same story's & the same people it funny how people cant see it. The names are pronounced & written different and there are more profits in the Koran.

The Noah ark story in both
Jesus is in both the name is a little off & the story since the Muslim's weren't occupying the Roman empire . And didn't witness His crucifixion but they knew of Jesus and speak of Him.
Mary is also in both books and is a big part of them both.
There Hindu & Buddhist library 99% lost when China destroyed thousands of Tibet documents & people. Jesus was part of the Buddha Hindu story this knowledge is lost to all of us.



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