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On the Road Again
09-17-2017, 08:22 PM #286
Octo Mother Superior
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Sun already set here so we're gonna play inside if you don't mind
09-17-2017, 08:58 PM #287
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(09-17-2017, 08:22 PM)Octo Wrote:  Sun already set here so we're gonna play inside if you don't mind

well , if the Suns down , you don't need cloths on to block the Rays

so ,,,
Naked Fun you must have
play away
09-18-2017, 02:41 AM #288
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Ha ! I edited and revised the Song

~~~~~~ Looking Glass , looking mighty fine to me ~~~~~~~~~

" Just something in your eyes
Just a glint of the soul within ,,,

gives solace to Those Morning skies
as a hint of silken glow with a grin

Rising heartbeat
Growing stronger
feeling Now ,, oh so sweet
lasting a little longer

Like lightning strike
that smile
shine in a way
I can relate
It's almost like
going to last more
than just a while
like a natural state

and child
let us not wait

Traveling further away
then we've ever gone

South and West
where ,,,
the Earth meets the Sea

Situations changing
for the best
I believe
we're where
we need to be

Honey in the Palm
of your hand ,

That's the way
you make my heart feel

Oh man
this kind of day
is the way
it should always be ,,,
almost so powerful
it's just unreal ,,,,

Now watch this

Through Looking Glass
down a narrow street
all those moments
they come and pass

Road side scenery
bright in the noon
come the evening
Sea gleams
with the Beams
of a Brilliant Moon

Looking Glass
Seems ,, you're looking
mighty fine to me

Believe I'll jump
right into your eyes

Take me away to those
Southern California Skies

When I reach bottom
back up and back around

Same old times
we used to be

You've got me chasing you
while you're catching me

Can't stop my fall

Fall into your charms

you can fall now
right into me
right into my arms
let it be

Looking Glass
seems,, you're looking
mighty fine to me

California ,,, where I Roam
Where I began
though long
since I called you Home
and away from I ran

I'm finally heading Home
where I need to be

Back to my Homestead
Home ,,,
Home on the Sea

Waves ,,
rollin' in
and those waves are
rollin' right back out
soothes the soul
like an angels sigh
like a Wheel built to roll

Watch this

Colorado ,,,
Ain't gonna hang around
too many of your Women
have wore me down

Going Home ,,,
with a bruise
on my soul

Going home
backwards rolling
any direction
this child needs to go

Looking Glass
seems,,, you're looking
Mighty Fine to me ,,,

Lately ,,, I've been moving
rather slow
slower now ,, these days
I've grown a bit old
Under the speed limit by five
enjoy the scenery while I can
and while ,,
This child remains alive
just a slow roving Man
with a wider smile

This day ,,,
I'm going home ,,

~~~~~ Suns Up , go out and Play kiddies ~~~~~~
09-18-2017, 09:14 PM #289
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~~~~~~ Hitch Hikers Guide to Road Side Masturbation ~~~~~~

1977 , Walt's Story of Hitch Hiking to Oregon .

Funny Story , wait for it .
09-24-2017, 07:38 PM #290
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And so ,,,

it's 1977 ,

There's friends living in Wolf Creek Oregon in a Family owned Cabin ,

Got this here good Buddy Named Walter , He's got the Idea to Hitch Hike up there
from L.A. ,,,, gonna Work in a Mill and maybe get involved with a Hoochie

you know , Make a Life in a Cabin in the Woods with a Squeeze , right ?

Well , I'm going up there in a 1963 Rambler Classic in a couple weeks , but he can't wait ,
he's going to Hitch Hike there ahead of me , thinking he'll get The Hoochie of Choice
if I'm not there ,,, I get all the choice Hoochies , and this Time , he's gonna get her first .

Right ?

Nope , he just thinks he is , I got her when I arrived , because she wasn't there until the day
I got there .

so anyway ,,

Good Ol' Walt is thumbing his way along Hiway 1 , and gets right up there to Willits
in Northern Calif .

It's Late when he is dropped off at the Ramp .

He rolls out his sleeping bag , tucks his Hippie ass inside it , goes to sleep ,,,,

guess what happens ,,,

well ,,, about 30 minutes after he fell asleep ,,,

He is awakened by the sound of ,,,
09-25-2017, 08:09 AM #291
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And So ,,,

Good Ol' Walt awakes to the sound of Guttural Laughter ,,, mixed with low Grunts ,,

reaches around in his sleeping bag for his flashlight ,, can't locate it ,, finds his Cig Lighter in his Pocket ,
Gives the Bic a Flick ,, in the bushes a few feet away ,,

some dude with the most fekked up Afro ever on a white dude ,, has his Pants down to his Knees ,,,

giving his Willie a Whippin' like it's a Red Headed Step child ,, Hips Humpin' like he's riding a Bronc ,,

staring at Walt with Psychotic Glazed over eyes ,,,

Walt Freaks , rolls out of the Bag looking in the Dark for a weapon to defend himself with ,,
finds a Branch barely larger than a Twig , flips at the Goon in the Bush ,, runs to the edge of the Road ,
finds a chunk asphalt from a pothole ,, and Fliiiiiiiing ,,, Boinks the guy sideways ,,,

the dude runs off down the bushes .

Walt picks up his gear , not rolling up the Bag ,, drags off for the other side of the Road waiting for daylight ,,
afraid to try and sleep .

Sun Rises , Walt drops off to sleep ,, few hours pass ,,,
Walt gets up , rolls his bag up , mounts his Pack on his Back ,, heads for the side of the Road ,,,
sticks out his thumb ,,,

waits for a ride ,,,

across the road ,,,,

out from behind the Bushes pops this same goon

nothing on from the waist down ,,,, whipping poor Willie into a Mashed Tater ,, furiously ,,,
like he thought it was a Propeller and would take him on a Flight .

Walt yells at him : " Better stay on that side of the Road M-F'er ,,, I'll bean you with another Rock "

as each car comes by, the dude would duck inside the bushes , as the car passed , out he'd pop again whipping like
playing a Rock Opera .

well , Ol' Walt , he gathers up some good size Rocks ,,,
with his left hand thumbing for a ride , and his Right Hand armed ,,,
he'd wait for the Goon to pop out ,,,

Patweeeeeeee ,,, right at the Goon .

The Goon was good at Dodging the projectiles ,,, so Walt went for the Fake,,,

Fling his arm as though to toss the rock ,, but not ,,

the guy would jump to the side,,, Walt then Tossed ,,, Patweeeeeee BLAP ,,,

beaned the Goon in the Back hard ,,,

The goon laid over there across the Road , behind the Bushes ,,, and would every few minutes ,,,

peek his Afro over the top of the Bushes and glare at Walt ,,

Walt would fling another Stone each time he stuck his Fro up .

a Truck pulled over for Walt , he climbs in , driver asked : " There some looney escaped the
State Hospital the other Day , Ugly Dude , he Beats his Bataan out here somewhere on
the side of the Road , saw him yesterday in this area , ya seen him ? "

Walt answers ,,, He's over on that side of the Road , I got 'em with a Good Rock ,,,
he ain't coming out for a Bit though , think I broke something on him "

the driver ask : " Maybe his Unit ya think "

" Nah , a Rib , maybe two ,,, but it slowed down his strokes to a stop for sure "

Well,,, that's it for Road side Masturbation lessons today folks .

Enjoy the Potato Salad and Sandwiches on your way out the door .

good night
09-26-2017, 10:10 AM #292
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are you kidding my Hippie ass

I went through the trouble to write out the best story you've heard in years
and no body bothers to respond ?

are ya NUTZ ?

get with it Bunnieheads !
09-26-2017, 05:58 PM #293
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ain't tellin' no more stories
09-28-2017, 08:12 PM #294
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Taking the Coast Highway North Today, right now in fact .

Going up to Ft. Bragg , pick up the Guns I left buried there .

Be Back when I'm Armed and playful .

see ya's
09-29-2017, 10:28 PM #295
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I wrote the above post

and was tailed out of Town , can you believe how popular I am .


FEAR ! omg , the Cyn is recovering his Firearms ! the World's DOOMED !

No worries

Old Apache Trick : " Get them to Chase you , until you catch them "

a Quote from an Acquaintance : " Rog' , you are a Dangerous Man to know "

Quote from my Federal 4200 Character Profile : " Known to be Armed with Both Firearms and Knives ,
Proficient in the use of Both , Expert in Improvised Munitions and Explosives "

Sounds like Folks should be cautious in attempting to Abduct me , doesn't it ?

just saying

right ?

Um hemmm ,,,,

be very careful .
09-30-2017, 07:15 AM #296
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Hey Rog, can you disco dance?
09-30-2017, 07:49 PM #297
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Unreal Sun Rise Today , Chem Trails turned bright Pink ,
Waves shimmering , Huge Fog Bank lined the Ridges of the Mountains .

Hard to manage a Bad Temper in this setting .

One time , I was in this same site , Lightning Struck a Tree about 120 yards from me .

it was then , that I knew this place was ,,,

special .

You like Special ?

Yin Yuan's Buffet has special today , One Egg Roll and Two Pot Stickers for $5 ,
Soy Sauce no Charge anytime .
10-01-2017, 12:03 AM #298
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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I haven't seen a chemtrail in about 3 months, the sky has been crystal blue and the sun has a yellow tint to it, as I remember it growing up.

Look Up
10-01-2017, 02:38 AM #299
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Hi Nine
the West Coast is one solid Chem Trail all the way up to the Border with Canada .

it's like a weekly patch over a hole in the Sky or something , gave up on giving any thought about them .

But Man , at Sunset or Sun Rise over the Mountains and Ocean , sweet colors to give Gawk to .
10-08-2017, 08:39 AM #300
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One of the Best Road songs
Hot Tunas Song : " Highway Song "

Sang it many a Mile along my Travels
Verse : " Don't worry about tomorrow ,,,,,,,, Don't let it bring you sorrow , down on me , and I'll be Gone "


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