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10-08-2017, 08:52 AM #301
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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Music I grew up with.

Look Up
10-08-2017, 08:55 AM #302
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~~~~~~ Tripping up your Religion ~~~~~~~~~~

Beat a Bible
Kick a Koran
Thump a Torah
just for fun
and survival

Ain't your kinda man
not into your Gore'a
Nope , I'm not that Spun
not goin' your Revival

When you get that
True Religion
you're a fool

Cause your Goddess
just cleaned my Pool

your Preacher down the street
Well he just came by
to wash my feet

Your Buddha drives
the Rush Hour Bus
and ,,,
in the evening
He's eating at the food bank
with the rest of us

Krishna ?
Oh that skinny Clown
He's being Pimped
in an Alley down town

Got you an Allah ?
well of course you do

Hear him call ya
That ain't him
That's your
freaking Tennis Shoe

Don't be a Fool ,,,

Don't dribble your Religion
like a Moronic Tool
Hallelujah ,, to you too

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry Man for the Offense you may suffer , but fekk you anyway ~~~~~~~~~~
10-08-2017, 09:10 AM #303
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I was writing that song above as you were posting the Deep Purple Song

I didn't direct it at anyone in Particular ,

well ,,,

maybe I did , but they don't lurk here ,, ( I hope ) LOL
10-08-2017, 09:42 AM #304
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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Kritterbox & GLP is the only places I lurk, I post once in a blue moon there...But I have been going and reading there, sense 1999 when Elaine opened up the joint.

Not the same place, not at all ! Best place on the net for breaking news. I know but what ever...You know I'm a peaceful guy.

Make very few waves.


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10-09-2017, 03:52 AM #305
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I'm Talking about Corrupt Cops Lurking in here .

I'm cool on everybody

except Sheriffs and Cops that engage in " ATTEMPTED ENTRAPMENT "

and these ƒükking Worm Cops in the States have been running that shït up at me for years .

every where I travel , those ğkking Criminal Cops are attempting to find ways to ğck with me .
10-14-2017, 05:05 AM #306
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Up on the Ceiling
where the Sky in my mind
puts on it's show
Sights I've seen ,
coming out of my dreams
I'm almost Home
from my Journey ,
through the alter minds
I have Roamed

I'm still Sailing
that sirocco wind
One more life time
and I'll do it all again

Those Clouds above
a beloved friend
Show her sincerity
to this boy
and that just
won't ever end

I'll catch hold
of Kites with tails
If comes a time
this old ship fails

But until then
on my sails
I'll depend

Skies above

Listen to this October Wind
Just sailing this child home
time and time again

I believe
and that's all any child needs
the beginning of our seeds

Believe in Love of Life
begins and ends
at the same site
rides through life
into those skies
of this October Night ,

~~~~ Lines across my eyes , take direction from October Skies ~~~~~~~~~~
10-20-2017, 06:10 PM #307
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Salon Dreads and a Reflection in a Window Pane

who would have thought ?

ever track a Hippie by using the Ip's he's connected to ?

Salon Dreads and a Hippie I.P. ,,,

what a nice Planet to hang out on .
10-26-2017, 09:30 PM #308
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~~~ Song ~~~~~~~

Down on the Platform
of the Station

Stands the Man
He's leaving town

got a Reservation

and a brand new plan
Freedom Bound

Said Freedom ,,,, bound

Window in a Gable
of a Mansion down
the Road

Leans a Lady of finery
Heiress to a Fortune
10,000 acre Winery
and a Ton of Gold

Our Man at the Station
well , he was a Hired Hand
and our Lady
well she tried to own him
for her Toy like Man

She offered him Rags to Riches
if he'd bend to her will
on his Knee
He'd been around some Bitches
and always ,
he'd managed to escape
to continue being FREE ,,,,

Self Entitled
Wealth doesn't always buy
what you want
and a Mans Freedom
for you to Taunt

This Man
more than just a bit different
in so many ways
His souls not for rent
and his freedom
the only dividend that Truly Pays

and so ,,,

He runs to the River
that runs on into the Sea

for his Freedom to deliver
bound child
to forever be free ,,,

~~~ break time ~~~~

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10-27-2017, 07:33 AM #309
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Got to mail out a few gifts , anyone on my short list , gets a Fat Lip .
10-27-2017, 07:53 AM #310
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~ Suffer it ~~~~

Got a Nail for a Coffin
I'm gonna slam it home

There's a Tree across the road
I'll be hanging there
if you care

Got murder in my Heart
Man down gonna be the call

Send a Soul to the window
of depart
and when that's done
I'll do them all

Just a Shame
this wrong done
in my name

There's a Tree
Gonna be hanging there soon
pass on by go ahead , feel free
spit upon my bones under
blood red moon

Woman I loved hard
now she's gone
buried deep somewhere
in another's back yard
He'd best up and Run
he'll be dead by the set of the Sun

Sheriff gonna Have his Day
chasing me down
comes this way
I'd care less
if I cared at all about
that clown

Morning Paper
Headlines gonna read

He skinned that sucker
with a Pine Cone seed
slow and desperate
tit for tat
Cause this kinda vengeance
is where it's at

Com'on down
To the Hanging Tree
where swinging in the sun
you'll find
what's left of me

Sad is a sideline
not a Job

Sad the family of that slob
once I skin him alive
I'll chase those who survive

Comes a Time
a man does what a man must
and in this
You can trust

I'm gonna Burn it all to hell
in one fell swoop
before that Noontime Bell

Ashes and sackcloth for everyone there
hell , let em ride naked
I don't care

Funeral Pyre burning high
no one left to mourn
those who die

Gonna darken all their eyes
Smoke and ash
gonna black out the skies

Burning Passion
hot and bold

after a Fashion
they're good as dead
yes , and mighty cold .

~~~ Fidgets wobble when you tickle their tits ~~~
10-27-2017, 11:04 AM #311
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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damned.gif Sounds like you're pretty out of joint with somebody....

10-27-2017, 06:00 PM #312
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well , we can expect that when I'm out of Joints .

Been writing nothing but fluffy light stuff for months , time came for something Dark chuckle.gif

besides , folks were beginning to think , cause I got a little old , that I was going soft ,
so ,,
10-29-2017, 09:17 PM #313
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Check this Photo out .

Weird ?

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10-29-2017, 09:57 PM #314
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~ Song in the Key of Light ~~~~

Song : " Bound to Stay "

And when those Stars
shine into your eyes
light them with reflections

I fall into them
with all my might

When that Evening comes around
as the Sun has settled down

Our walk upon the shore
becomes sweeter than
the Moment just before

just another evening in Paradise

Meanings become so clear
swirling round us in Ecstasy
and that starlight in your eyes
adds to my life one more slice
to our Paradise

When that Guitar strums
and with it
the heartbeats felt
from drums
love falls over us

When our Ship Sails in
when we're on our way
hand in hand
Lovers as best of friends
bound for us to always be
in each others arms ,

stay ,,,

Ah just stay ,,,

~~~ Second Verse ~~~

When those Fingers
down on the keys
begin to dance
and flow becomes
sweetest Romance
won't you dance
dance with me
won't you please ,,

When that Band of Angels
begin to tune for play
and our hearts meld together
I ask of you , child ,, Stay ,,

Just Stay ,,
Stay and never fly away ~~~~~

Tempest blows this way ,,,
couldn't come close
of ever pulling
me away ,,,

no child ,, here I'm Bound
Bound forever with you
to Stay ,,,

~~~ incomplete for now ~~~~~~~

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10-29-2017, 10:04 PM #315
Octo Mother Superior
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(10-29-2017, 09:17 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Check this Photo out .

Weird ?


If it showed up on all your pics I'd go with dirt on the lens, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Did you catch a fart on that photo? It looks like it could be a fart 13.gif



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