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One to go ,, six decades , no slice of heaven I tell ya's
02-27-2014, 07:22 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
one year from this day ,,, and i will have been stuck on this planet for
six decades

today is my 59th gawd dammed year here ,,,

aspirins no longer work

toilet paper is never soft enough

even my rhoids are too wore out to flare up anymore .
02-27-2014, 07:31 PM #2
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Happy Birthday Roger!!!,,,

from the Softy...

02-27-2014, 07:40 PM #3
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,142 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
"Into this house we're born,into this world we're thrown"

"Like a dog without a bone an actor out on loan"

"Riders on the storm" - Jim Morrison

Happy birthday (*-*)

02-27-2014, 07:40 PM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,982 Threads:443 Joined:Jun 2012
C'mon Rog, you've had many good times from what I could ascertain from your posts, so happy birthday to you any way, and I hope many more good times will be on the horizon.


02-27-2014, 07:52 PM #5
yankees skier
Posts:5,055 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
You just missed this, happy birthday.



02-27-2014, 08:03 PM #6
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,142 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
Our age is just an insignificant number,we're as young as we feel,our good health is all that really matters,without that we have nothing and can do even less and so i'm forty seven years old,so they tell me and in reality all that really means is the earth has traveled around the sun forty seven times since my mother gave birth to me and like it or not admit it or not everything else we adhere to our birthdates as being important and meaningful are really meaningless illusions with no real value whatsoever...
02-27-2014, 08:11 PM #7
NODOOM Truthtard
Posts:4,874 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012


Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


02-27-2014, 08:21 PM #8
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02-27-2014, 09:00 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
yeah yeah ,,,
thanks anyway ,,,


but i feel like a bag of burnt beans ,,

I'm so rusted over ,,,

I ain't bothered to take my boots off since ,,,,

never mind

I can't even remember when that was ,,

dang old man

i just might fart any minute

and collapse like a deflated blow up doll ,,

just a flat image of me laying there on the floor ,,,

only thing that would stick out of me ,,,

never mind ,,,

not even that sticks up anymore
02-27-2014, 09:14 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,256 Threads:1,555 Joined:Feb 2011
I visited my 99 year old Grandma today, she wasn't bitching half as much chuckle.gif

Happy birthday Rog' hug.gif

02-27-2014, 09:27 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011

I ain't just a bitchen

it's a fact

I just went to take a pee ,,,

it was so old ,,,

it evaporated


I tried to shit

it came out cobwebs

everytime I sneeze

it changes my mind

that's bad ,,, can't hold a thought ,,

arthritis ,, makes me drop 'em

ruin a perfectly good thought that way ,,,

dropped it ,,

stepped on it before i realized I was missing it ,,

had it recycled ,,

it came back with holes in it ,,

I used it to strain my Peas

caused I can't even eat whole Peas anymore .
02-27-2014, 11:58 PM #12
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
Posts:469 Threads:35 Joined:Dec 2012
beercheer.gif happy birthday CA



02-28-2014, 12:35 AM #13
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,261 Threads:922 Joined:Mar 2011
blink.gif whats this ?/ KIDS grizzlin agin !

02-28-2014, 01:14 AM #14
bohica Member
Posts:1,548 Threads:206 Joined:Feb 2011
Happy Birthday. (Hey, at least you still have one).
If you were born in 55, you're already in your sixtieth year.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
02-28-2014, 02:16 AM #15
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
What's up CA, feeling like a spare dick at a wedding?
Take comfort you beat the system, you are NOT one of those sheep.
You don't drink so I'll have a beer for you beercheer.gif Happy Birthday hug.gif



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