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One to go ,, six decades , no slice of heaven I tell ya's
02-28-2014, 02:27 AM #16
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(02-28-2014, 02:16 AM)Shadow Wrote:  feeling like a spare dlck at a wedding?

lmao.gif Hahahahah!

Happy B day Rog! hug.gif Don't worry about all that age crap, it's not like you were around when the Dead Sea was just starting to feel a little under the weather...

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02-28-2014, 03:28 AM #17
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ahhg

it ain't the age

it's the damned mileage

add in the road I ride ,,

and the leaf springs are bound to be saggy

I tried to cough up a hair last night

I couldn't suck enough wind to cough it up .

so i tried a bottle brush down the throat to catch it

now that got lost too
02-28-2014, 04:33 PM #18
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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02-28-2014, 05:55 PM #19
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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yeah , I shout at Kids too .

nothings more fun than giving a bad kid a stress attack .

funnier is their parents face when you say : " Man , I'd kick my Kids ass if they
embarrassed me in public like that "

well ,,,

time to take my Geritol Tabs ,,

I'll need the energy to lift this Coffee Cup
02-28-2014, 06:25 PM #20
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Hi Rog, yeah, I feel like I've been yelling at kids for most of my adult life, and I still am 13.gif Anyway, I can sympathize and understand because I'm right behind you, agewise.

Now for the funny side of old age(?). chuckle.gif

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03-01-2014, 08:55 AM #21
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(02-27-2014, 07:22 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  one year from this day ,,, and i will have been stuck on this planet for
six decades

today is my 59th gawd dammed year here ,,,

aspirins no longer work

toilet paper is never soft enough

even my rhoids are too wore out to flare up anymore .

happy birthday... chuckle.gif
03-01-2014, 06:01 PM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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yeah granted George is right , there are some advantages to being an OLD FEK

another is ,,

no one ask you to drive to the store for anything

they figure first , you'll forget where you're going , and end up at
a nudey bar

second , you may forget where you parked the car and call them to come help
find it .

another ,,

they don't bother to knock on the bathroom door , when you've been in there
since you woke up .

that way you have the morning paper all to yourself for hours .

you can get away with saying whats on your mind about anyone ,,,

they pass it off as you just being a little cranky ,,, because you can't pass
a Turd in weeks .

other words

you are full of your own shït
03-01-2014, 06:44 PM #23
Wicked Oblivion Member
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(02-27-2014, 07:22 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  one year from this day ,,, and i will have been stuck on this planet for
six decades

today is my 59th gawd dammed year here ,,,

aspirins no longer work

toilet paper is never soft enough

even my rhoids are too wore out to flare up anymore .
03-02-2014, 03:18 PM #24
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(03-01-2014, 06:01 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  yeah granted George is right , there are some advantages to being an OLD FEK

another is ,,

no one ask you to drive to the store for anything

they figure first , you'll forget where you're going , and end up at
a nudey bar

second , you may forget where you parked the car and call them to come help
find it .

another ,,

they don't bother to knock on the bathroom door , when you've been in there
since you woke up .

that way you have the morning paper all to yourself for hours .

you can get away with saying whats on your mind about anyone ,,,

they pass it off as you just being a little cranky ,,, because you can't pass
a Turd in weeks .

other words

you are full of your own shït

lol.gif Yes, look on the flip side Rog, also we are lucky in other ways too.

İmage

03-02-2014, 07:36 PM #25
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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the only thing I ever fretted ,,,

was either being put in a cage ( jail )

or being put in Uniform ,,,,

so I determined that if I was drafted , and i refused to be forced into
uniform , since they would throw me in a cage ,,,,

I had only ONE entity to fret about

and that ONE entity was " GOVERNMENT "

( the Gov has the cages for those who will not wear the uniform of that Gov. )))))0000

get it ?


Once I determined the identity of the TRUE enemy

I thought of ways to thwart the power it had over me

The first , was to withhold from the Gov'.t ,,, any and all support , so it would have
that much less power to screw me over .

another thing i saw , was they TAX a person , pay the tax , or ,,,,

that's right ,,, they put you in a cage ( Prison )

Nice little system this thing called " GOVERNMENT " ,,, worked out for itself .


ok

the gestalt of it is ,,,,,


The Gov , threatens you with a cage if you do not give them what they want .

you must perform , and pay .
you must generate some type of productive resource for the GOV'T. ?

or they will cage you

~~~~~ end


6 decades i have been in an invisible cage built by a " GOVERNMENT "

How free do you feel , in the land of the " FREE "


now do you understand my term " Create an Illusion , to FEED the DELUSION " ?


Your freedom is an Illusion folks .

and you pay for the apparatus that creates those Illusions for you .

feel free yet ?
03-02-2014, 07:42 PM #26
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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You have valid points Rog, but what alternative do you suggest?
03-03-2014, 02:37 AM #27
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Post happy birthday.party0003.gifparty0003.gif
03-03-2014, 03:06 AM #28
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(03-02-2014, 07:36 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  you must perform , and pay .
you must generate some type of productive resource for the GOV'T. ?

or they will cage you

~~~~~ end

yup.gif Taxes are an anti cage insurance policy, but fuk up in another area, and that anti cage policy gets cancelled.

When practically everything is illegal, it's not hard for them to justify the caging, for whatever reason they deem necessary.

wonder.gif
03-03-2014, 12:42 PM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(03-02-2014, 07:42 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  You have valid points Rog, but what alternative do you suggest?


I described it above

my way of living

since you do not truly own anything anyway

why pay for it

buy a damned Boat and move onto it

let's see them take your home for back taxes

never register the boat in your name .

I stopped filing tax returns in 1979

hey , I became a non-entity after the 5th year

they never bothered me after the first ph call

heh heh
03-03-2014, 04:36 PM #30
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Your way of life is not doable for people with children or people that want to pursue more out of life, such as choosing a sport, higher education, art (supplies) - which all costs money. Even if hubby and I were to buy a bit of land and go off the grid, we are still trapped by paying property taxes, but hey at this age we're just going with the flow and going to make the best out of the years we have left.



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