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Oprah Winfrey is Prophet Elijah
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03-09-2015, 09:02 PM #1
Senior Deacon Incognito Anonymous
03-09-2015, 10:10 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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lol rly?
03-09-2015, 11:47 PM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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this say's it all

Quote : " The world’s #1 Bible Code researcher, Cardinal Richard Ruff, just released the findings of a research project he began over two years ago… THE SEARCH FOR PROPHET ELIJAH, the person who is supposed to prepare the way for The Messiah!

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Richard Ruff ?

nick name for Richard is Dick

Dick Ruff ?

whoa ,,,
backwards : Ruff Dick

on no , I don't smell any Bulls crapping in this thread
03-09-2015, 11:51 PM #4
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
Who's Oprah 13.gif

for that matter, who is prophet Elijah
03-10-2015, 12:02 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,154 Threads:1,535 Joined:Feb 2011
Yeah I had to google Prophet Elijah, but it was tl;dr

03-10-2015, 12:05 AM #6
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
chuckle.gif well you googled it at least.

A bible isn't even good fire starter.
03-10-2015, 12:06 AM #7
Coolchick Member
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so ...

does this mean more interesting guests..?

Just Plain Nuts.
03-10-2015, 12:34 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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She'll increase her prophets a great deal I can imagine

03-10-2015, 12:57 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I can't even bring myself to read that article.

03-10-2015, 08:08 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,340 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
I can't even bring myself to believe I didn't get really
sh!TTy about this being posted . Man , I'm slipping
03-10-2015, 04:32 PM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
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(03-10-2015, 12:05 AM)Shadow Wrote:  chuckle.gif well you googled it at least.

A bible isn't even good fire starter.

Well, must say it came in handy once,
when I was all out of Rizlas.
03-10-2015, 05:55 PM #12
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
(03-10-2015, 04:32 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Well, must say it came in handy once,
when I was all out of Rizlas.

Yeah I've used it for that in a pinch rofl.gif



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