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Ouija Witch Boards Opening Mystical Portals
04-03-2014, 01:39 AM #16
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(04-02-2014, 11:27 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  unless you are doing it on a dark portal the chances of kids opening one up are slim to zero.. if one does open up its not something most people can ever close.. orgonite is probably the best option if you are living in a bad energy space..

you dont need a ouija board to speak to spirits.. just close your eyes and ask them a question.. dont expect jesus to answer, its mostly low lying crapola that is hanging around on this dirty dimension we live in..

burp..
Throughout our known human history people have always used some type of enchanted material device,or cursed or hexed or charmed object,or magical potion,or mystical inscriptions to try and contact entities of the unknown and spirits from somewhere beyond the realms of death...

Until mechanized society gets a hold of them and does its damn hardest to desensitize their innocence and close off their impressionably opened minds children are definitely the most naturally psychic and clairvoyant and so they are also the most susceptible to diabolical influences while playing around with Ouija Witch Boards...
04-03-2014, 02:19 AM #17
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Trying to contact entities of the unknown and communicate with spirits from somewhere beyond the realms of death through ritualistic activities and charmed objects and enchanted devices usually takes place at night because thats when the earths magnetic field is most stable while during daylight the electrically charged particles of the solar winds cause turbulence in the field and makes the opening of mystical interdimensional portals more difficult...
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04-03-2014, 05:58 AM #18
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(04-02-2014, 04:39 PM)Octo Wrote:  I wouldn't mess with it. I've tried it and never had any bad experiences, but I wouldn't do it again.
Isn't this a quote from sex night at the old folks home ? drool.gif
04-03-2014, 06:34 AM #19
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My family and friends and i frequently played around with Ouija Witch Boards that were given to me as christmas and birthday gifts when i was much younger and now read and think about the mind bending cursed days and nights that i have to friggin deal with lately and now while trying to live through them on a regular basis like what the f##k?!

An invisible day is a day where and when everything you try to do goes wrong and everything and everyone seems to get in your way all day and night as every one of your plans goes wrong and nothing ever fits and nothing wants to work right, almost as if your invisible like your cursed...

A curse is like an evil spell cast upon you by a witch or warlock,by someone who doesnt like you,a person who is somehow able to conjure harm,annoyance,frustration and suffering and send them all your way...

Living cursed by invisible days happen to me a lot and they seem to be increasing in frequency more and more and bad situations,never good ones,seem to propel themselves along in snow balling domino effects...

Years ago,i was telling a guy at work how everything seemed to be going wrong for me that day and he said,your having whats called an invisible day and thats the first time i ever heard the term and then i said,it seems like i'm cursed...

Heres an example of a cursed invisible day for me...

I wake up late for work,because the alarm clock that i was sure i set the night before,was never set at all...

So i jump out of bed and while heading for the shower,thats being used,of course,i stub my toe...

After finally obtaining access to the shower,where an empty bottle of shampoo is waiting just for me,must have seemed too much like work for the person who finished off the bottle to go get a full one......

I get out,dry off and grab my pants and find out that our heavily shedding cat decided to use them for a bed the night before...

Next i pick up my shoes and put the right one on my left foot and the left one on my right foot...

Then i try to make some toast,that burns,while i'm busy looking for a container of butter that someone ended up putting back into the fridge empty,must have seemed too much like work for the person who emptied it to throw it away...

Then i decide to have a drink of water and so i turn and see the spring water jug still sitting there,empty,must have seemed too much like work for the person who emptied it to get a filled one...

Now i'm looking for some sugar for my cereal and whataya know,theres no sugar in the sugar bowl,must have seemed too much like work for the someone who used the last spoonful to pour in some more...

Then i reach for a paper towel and thats right,you guessed it,the roll is still there,but its now just empty cardboard,must have seemed too much like work for the person who ripped off the last damn sheet to go get another roll...

I finally get outside the door and into my car and realize my keys are still in the house...

So i go to the front door and realize its locked and my house key is safely on my key chain,inside the house...

After solving that key issue,i'm in my car again,which amazingly,actually starts and i'm backing up to the street and lo and behold,whataya know,theres a car driving down the street,rolling along and timed exactly to get in my way and another car and another car and another and yeah here comes another one...

Finally i'm driving down the street and i swerve to the left to avoid a pot hole,only to drive right into a larger,deeper one...

Then,of course,all the way to where i don't even want to go,work,at every single intersection i reach,i'm staring at a red light, never a green one,not even once...

Now i've successfully battled my way to get to where i dont want to be,at work,as my overbearing boss says,your late and i say,no kidding and he says better not make it a habit and i say,i dont think thats up to me and he says what and i say nothing...

As i soon discover that empty pocket feeling,again and find out that those damn keys of mine are now locked in my car...

I reach for my cell phone to call triple a for someone to come over and try unlocking my car and my phone goes flying out of my hand and breaks on the floor...

All morning and afternoon,everything i touch is either spilled,dropped or knocked over...

Every doorway i try and walk through there just happens to be someone colliding straight into me,like almost every single damn doorway,every single damn time...

Now the seemingly endless work day is over and im trying to drive home and theres those red lights again,staring at me, mocking me,daring me to run one of them and get nailed with an over inflated ticket...

Further down the street and almost home,a person in a car does run a red light and almost slams right into me...

After avoiding that disaster,right away another person driving in another car,backs out of their driveway,without stopping and looking first and i almost get hit again...

Now i'm driving down my street,playing dodge ball with those damn pot holes,as usual and home is now in sight...

I park the car,get out and walk right into a skunk that just happens to be right there,as if it was intentionally waiting just for me...

Without getting sprayed,i get into the house and turn on the lamp light,as its bulb blows out and i'm standing in the dark...

I finally find a flashlight,containg none other than,whataya know,dead batteries...

Now the light is fixed and there on the table is my car insurance bill,that i forgot to pay on time,glaring at me and i swear i can almost hear it laughing,tearing its financial fangs deep into my sanity...

Thats an invisible day,almost like i was never there,like i was invisible,like i'm cursed and without any doubt,those types of days and nights happen to me more than i would ever like to admit to myself...

Theres no doubt whatsoever that good things and happy situations never happen often and when they do occur,they never arrive in endless chains of misery and frustrations like bad things almost always seem to do...




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