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12-30-2014, 04:18 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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12-30-2014, 05:10 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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12-30-2014, 06:35 PM #3
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That was hilarious.
Even paper will always have some use.
12-30-2014, 11:02 PM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
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12-30-2014, 11:04 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Now this is progress - an ass cleaning toilet. thumbsup.gif

http://gizmodo.com/236933/kohler-c3-seri...ican-style

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12-31-2014, 01:23 PM #6
White Ribbon call me
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(12-30-2014, 11:04 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Now this is progress - an ass cleaning toilet. thumbsup.gif

http://gizmodo.com/236933/kohler-c3-seri...ican-style

İmage

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has anyone ever used a bidet? i havent.. no one here would ever have one, unless they were a total wanker.. 13.gif

hmmmmm.... the concept of this toilet water wand is good, but wouldnt it wet your clothes, or do you have to get nekid (13.gif) everytime you take a crap? what do you dry your butt with after this washing? does it come with a drying wand? im sure someone (not me, i am a christian) couldnt help themselves but to sit on it..
12-31-2014, 01:55 PM #7
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(12-31-2014, 01:23 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  has anyone ever used a bidet? i havent.. no one here would ever have one, unless they were a total wanker.. 13.gif

hmmmmm.... the concept of this toilet water wand is good, but wouldnt it wet your clothes, or do you have to get nekid (13.gif) everytime you take a crap? what do you dry your butt with after this washing? does it come with a drying wand? im sure someone (not me, i am a christian) couldnt help themselves but to sit on it..

lol.gif Yes, total wanker. In Europe there's usually a sprayer, there's only a cup of water in these little porcelain thrones so sometimes you have to have to hose down the sides, as it were.
They also come in handy for those omg moments when even the toilet paper can't help you with what you just did.

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12-31-2014, 01:56 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I used a bidet. We had one when I was growing up. 13.gif

I don't need an ass cleaning toilet, it probably sprays some nasty scent up there too, like water lily and bamboo.

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12-31-2014, 02:02 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Lemon or Pine scent would be okay though.

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12-31-2014, 02:02 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Blueberry Vanilla too hmm.gif
12-31-2014, 02:20 PM #11
White Ribbon call me
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(12-31-2014, 01:56 PM)Octo Wrote:  I used a bidet. We had one when I was growing up. 13.gif

I don't need an ass cleaning toilet, it probably sprays some nasty scent up there too, like water lily and bamboo.

scowling-old-woman_resized.png

oh, ok.. we will call you bidet girl now.. yup.gif
12-31-2014, 02:28 PM #12
Accidental Stoner Member
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Hahaha - there's just no way you'll get your ass clean
with nothing but water under pressure. You're still
going to have to engage your hand. 13.gif

And maybe in future, Europe will go back to crouching.
Shitting sitting seems bad for colon and rectum cancer
statistics.

İmage
12-31-2014, 02:42 PM #13
White Ribbon call me
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(12-31-2014, 02:28 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Hahaha - there's just no way you'll get your ass clean
with nothing but water under pressure. You're still
going to have to engage your hand. 13.gif

And maybe in future, Europe will go back to crouching.
Shitting sitting seems bad for colon and rectum cancer
statistics.

İmage

which brings us to public toilet shitting. of course i would never sit on a seat even with two rolls of toilet paper on it, mens loo's are feral.. so the squat method works well for that and it is a better experience.. 13.gif

those squat indian toilets do freak me out when i have travelled there.. i always think a rat will come running out.. not a great thought..
12-31-2014, 02:43 PM #14
Accidental Stoner Member
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Now that is 1 unbehagen thought!

Yikes.
12-31-2014, 03:29 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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(12-31-2014, 02:20 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(12-31-2014, 01:56 PM)Octo Wrote:  I used a bidet. We had one when I was growing up. 13.gif

I don't need an ass cleaning toilet, it probably sprays some nasty scent up there too, like water lily and bamboo.

scowling-old-woman_resized.png

oh, ok.. we will call you bidet girl now.. yup.gif

Madame Bidet, s'il vous plaît

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