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Polar bear breaks into Canadian home
03-30-2012, 01:05 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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LOUIS Reardon got the shock of his life when he leapt out of bed to his son's cries of "Polar bear!"

Mr Reardon said his 29-year-old son, Damien, woke up to the bear breaking open their dining room door in Newfoundland, Canada overnight.

The 55-year-old father said he fired two shots over the bear's head to frighten it.

"A polar bear doesn't usually back down," he said.

His cousin, Daniel Reardon, said the bear broke in doors at three other homes and killed sheep and ducks at a nearby stable without stopping to eat them.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police said wildlife officers shot the bear, which witnesses estimate weighed at least 135 kilograms.


This has to be caused by global warming! scream.gif
03-30-2012, 01:27 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(03-30-2012, 01:05 AM)Octo Wrote:  This has to be caused by global warming! scream.gif

Highly unusual behavior, prolly stress from loss of habitat. bored.gif I understand there are proposals to have a world governing body that will miraculously put an end to climate change.



03-30-2012, 01:38 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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(03-30-2012, 01:27 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Highly unusual behavior, prolly stress from loss of habitat.

They'll probably say just that rofl.gif

03-30-2012, 03:14 AM #4
Tacolover II Member
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BP's fault
03-30-2012, 11:45 AM #5
Jed Member
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Rootin' around for something
different to eat I reckon.
Havin' Seal everyday can't be
half as much fun as drinkin'
03-30-2012, 02:44 PM #6
yankees skier
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The bear smelt bacon I bet, can't really blame it.

03-30-2012, 03:59 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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hmm.gif Gonna' have to give that bacon smelting a try. beerbong.gif


03-30-2012, 04:42 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(03-30-2012, 03:14 AM)Tacolover II Wrote:  BP's fault

Jesus, Taco. Get over it already.

Besides, BP kills pelicans, not polar bears.


Poor ol' bear was only hot and looking for a house with ac. They didn't have to kill him. gaah.gif

Then there's this:


Bear bacon...


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-30-2012, 06:17 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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I bet it's good too damned.gif
03-30-2012, 06:34 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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