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Pope says baptism is for Martians too
05-13-2014, 12:32 AM #1
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Pope Francis on Monday declared that everyone has the right to be baptised, even aliens should they come knocking on the church's door.

Christians cannot "close the door" to all those who seek baptism even if they are "green men, with a long nose and big ears, like children draw," the pope said at his daily mass, according to Vatican Radio.

"If tomorrow, for example, an expedition of Martians arrives and some of them come to us... and if one of them says: 'Me, I want to be baptised!', what would happen?"

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pope-says-bapt...02776.html

I'm sure they'd want to. 13.gif
05-13-2014, 12:35 AM #2
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Barry Gibb likes this on FB.
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05-13-2014, 12:37 AM #3
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05-13-2014, 12:41 AM #4
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heathens gaah.gif I gotta be good severe storm headed this way I wouldn't want God to strike me in the arse with lightning chuckle.gif

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05-13-2014, 12:44 AM #5
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chuckle.gif Duck and cover if it gets out of hand JB panic.gif
05-13-2014, 12:58 AM #6
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I think if anyone has proof of Aliens every being here its the Vatican 13.gif


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05-13-2014, 01:49 AM #7
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yup.gif Along with hoards of other suppressed info.

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05-13-2014, 01:50 AM #8
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You know, if pope Francis is so progressive he should make the secret archives available to all. Or at least the catholics. Then it could be uploaded to Catholeaks. chuckle.gif
05-13-2014, 01:58 AM #9
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That's why they wear these hats, so the Elongated Skull Aliens can hide in plain site at the Vatican

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05-13-2014, 02:14 AM #10
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05-13-2014, 02:26 AM #11
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(05-13-2014, 01:58 AM)Gumby Wrote:  That's why they wear these hats, so the Elongated Skull Aliens can hide in plain site at the Vatican

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They walk among us

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chuckle.gif I question the legitimacy of Karen Hudes, it's interesting yeah, but what better cover for bankers than blame ET and the Vatican for the current economic flat line.

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05-13-2014, 03:43 AM #12
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05-13-2014, 07:28 AM #13
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Some of the Jesuits even use a telescope called Lucifer to gaze at the stars.

You have the most famous and probably the most followed religious leader around looking at the stars, as well as a supporter of a NWO of sorts financially and with leadership.

Sort of sets you up for a global spiritual movement should these entities just so happen to show themselves soon.

I turned myself to consider wisdom and madness and folly
The wise man’s eyes are in his head,
But the fool walks in darkness.
Yet I myself perceived
That the same event happens to them all.
05-13-2014, 09:02 AM #14
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yup.gif It's said the Reagan admin based a lot of it's moves on the stars, or astrology, who knows how many "leaders" use the same technique.

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05-13-2014, 11:59 AM #15
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Whatever.
Far-away Hebrew god got j**k s**t on me.

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to ol' Suomi - holy ground of my Forefathers - yet again!

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