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Possibly the Most Important News Ever: Extraterrestrial Microbial Life Found in Meteorite
01-15-2013, 04:00 AM #16
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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01-15-2013, 04:19 AM #17
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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you mean that red rain wasn't blood after all ?


So those old Bastards who sacrificed those babies ,,, did so for
nothing ?

Oh the Religion of it all gaah.gif
01-15-2013, 04:25 AM #18
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(01-15-2013, 04:19 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  you mean that red rain wasn't blood after all ?


Twas koolaid. chuckle.gif
01-15-2013, 04:27 AM #19
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Moses and Pharaoh
watchin' the Nile turn red

Moses tells pharaoh
all your children
will be dead

Nile done turned to blood

that's an Omen and
it ain't one that's good

Pharaoh snickers with a wry
grin,,
under his breath say's

chance to rid of jews
may as well play pretend

Mose raises staff up to the sky
let the people go
or you're gonna die

Pharaoh acts pissed
and tries not to laugh

go on and take them
with your holy staff

part the sea
before and after it's red

lord knows
i'd rather you leave
then turn up dead

Jews all gone
Pharaoh happy man

Thank the Gods
their gone
quick hide the comet again

heh heh heh

Moses thought he was a wise guy

wonder why Hitler didn't
rely on a Comet lmao.gif

01-15-2013, 04:32 AM #20
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(01-15-2013, 04:27 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  wonder why Hitler didn't
rely on a Comet lmao.gif


Why you crafty old bastard. damned.gif you think that's the plan?
01-15-2013, 06:06 AM #21
オタマジャクシ Member
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(01-15-2013, 04:19 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  you mean that red rain wasn't blood after all ?


So those old Bastards who sacrificed those babies ,,, did so for
nothing ?

Oh the Religion of it all gaah.gif


Wait a minute - I was down with the "Red plague is spaghetti sauce" theory.
01-15-2013, 02:29 PM #22
Kreeper Griobhtha
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And down falls the red rain of zombie death...



panic.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
01-15-2013, 02:32 PM #23
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Oooohhh...


What if it rains parasites that invade our brains an assume control of us like the zombie ants?



panic.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
01-15-2013, 03:46 PM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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(01-15-2013, 06:06 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  
(01-15-2013, 04:19 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  you mean that red rain wasn't blood after all ?


So those old Bastards who sacrificed those babies ,,, did so for
nothing ?

Oh the Religion of it all gaah.gif


Wait a minute - I was down with the "Red plague is spaghetti sauce" theory.


That would certainly explain the flying spaghetti monster as well. hmm.gif
01-16-2013, 02:47 AM #25
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(01-15-2013, 03:46 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(01-15-2013, 06:06 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  
(01-15-2013, 04:19 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  you mean that red rain wasn't blood after all ?


So those old Bastards who sacrificed those babies ,,, did so for
nothing ?

Oh the Religion of it all gaah.gif


Wait a minute - I was down with the "Red plague is spaghetti sauce" theory.


That would certainly explain the flying spaghetti monster as well. hmm.gif



I'm more concerned about the meatballs.


damned.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
01-16-2013, 03:34 AM #26
オタマジャクシ Member
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You do realize that diatoms weren't fossilized?

You do realize that the rock had not been ablated by reentry.



If the diatoms aren't fossilized they are local boys.

If the rock didn't survive reentry it never exited.


Local rock, local animals.

Yawn.
01-16-2013, 05:39 AM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ok

now just one question : is Richard Hoagland involved ? chuckle.gif
01-16-2013, 05:54 AM #28
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Well, the scientists are calling the diatom the 'fossil diatom'.

Quote:The team in a paper to be published in the Journal of Cosmology added, “The new data on fossil diatom provide strong evidence to support the theory of Cometary Panspermia” -a theory that says life came to our planet earth and other worlds hitchhiking on comets from far corners of the universe.

http://www.lankaweb.com/news/items/2013/...500-years/

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“The universe, not humans must have the final say to declare what the world is really like.”
01-16-2013, 07:21 AM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well there you have it folks ,,,

the new garden of Eden ,,,

a sperm a toid on a cosmic rock did it ,,

can you pick out which one gave up the rib for Eve ?
01-16-2013, 07:26 AM #30
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(01-16-2013, 07:21 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Well there you have it folks ,,,

the new garden of Eden ,,,

a sperm a toid on a cosmic rock did it ,,

can you pick out which one gave up the rib for Eve ?




Asexual..does this mean it's a higher life form?




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