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05-03-2016, 04:53 PM #106
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(05-03-2016, 07:16 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  Chloe, my moms dog. We babysit her when my mom travels, she got herself stuck. I laughed so hard my tummy still hurts, she just looked at us like are you going help me or just laugh.

Hey I thought it was funny.

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05-03-2016, 10:18 PM #107
Ninelives I bite !!!
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Here's the proof, I look like a Pussy

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Sorry Ladies, I couldn't help it ! dunno.gif

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05-03-2016, 10:59 PM #108
Ninelives I bite !!!
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05-04-2016, 01:38 AM #109
Ninelives I bite !!!
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İmage

ATTENTION: Husband Down Aisle 5!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.

“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.

“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the
price.”

He never knew what hit him.

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05-04-2016, 02:03 AM #110
Ninelives I bite !!!
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I was walking through the mall, and came upon a Muslim bookstore.
The clerk asked if he could help me.
I asked for a copy of the The Muslim Immigration Policy
The clerk said, “F**k off! Get out and stay out!”
“Yes”. I said, “That’s the one.,Do you have it in paperback?"

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05-04-2016, 02:07 AM #111
Ninelives I bite !!!
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A Muslim gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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05-04-2016, 02:13 AM #112
Ninelives I bite !!!
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05-04-2016, 02:21 AM #113
Ninelives I bite !!!
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05-04-2016, 02:31 AM #114
Ninelives I bite !!!
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05-04-2016, 02:35 AM #115
Ninelives I bite !!!
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Trump Wins Indiana

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05-04-2016, 02:50 AM #116
Ninelives I bite !!!
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My Girl Friend sends me this stuff...Please don't get me wrong, Cindy is just a Kick ASS Lady to hang out with...I'm very loyal to my wife !!! She has a personality that is out of this world !!!

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That little BITCH bit me....Hate that MUTT

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05-04-2016, 04:51 AM #117
White Ribbon call me
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The blonde is your girlfriend? And your wife doesn't mind?

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05-04-2016, 05:48 AM #118
Ninelives I bite !!!
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(05-04-2016, 04:51 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  The blonde is your girlfriend? And your wife doesn't mind?

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No she doesn't mind why would she ? I met Cindy thru My Sis Cindy, Shes my best friend besides Kelli, we just clicked about 15 years ago, Shes my Fishing buddy,My Jet Ski buddy, Shes a doll and we have allot of respect for each other...

She makes laugh...It's OK to have a girl as your best friend.

I know where I sleep at night and that's with Kelli.

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05-04-2016, 05:59 AM #119
White Ribbon call me
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Oh, so you don't have sex of any kind with Cindy? 13.gif
05-04-2016, 06:51 AM #120
Ninelives I bite !!!
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(05-04-2016, 05:59 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  Oh, so you don't have sex of any kind with Cindy? 13.gif

No why would I....Shes a pretty girl, I understand that but shes like my right arm.

I have a beautiful Wife I would never do anything to hurt her.

The other day when I said my girl friend was going to take me to the Spoon, well that is who I was talking about, we matched shots, played some pool, it took my mind off my dog.

I can't believe I am explaining all this...That's a first !

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