Sorry Ladies, I couldn't help it !
ATTENTION: Husband Down Aisle 5!
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the
He never knew what hit him.
The clerk asked if he could help me.
I asked for a copy of the The Muslim Immigration Policy
The clerk said, “F**k off! Get out and stay out!”
“Yes”. I said, “That’s the one.,Do you have it in paperback?"
That little BITCH bit me....Hate that MUTT
(05-04-2016, 04:51 AM)the white wabbit Wrote: The blonde is your girlfriend? And your wife doesn't mind?
No she doesn't mind why would she ? I met Cindy thru My Sis Cindy, Shes my best friend besides Kelli, we just clicked about 15 years ago, Shes my Fishing buddy,My Jet Ski buddy, Shes a doll and we have allot of respect for each other...
She makes laugh...It's OK to have a girl as your best friend.
I know where I sleep at night and that's with Kelli.
No why would I....Shes a pretty girl, I understand that but shes like my right arm.
I have a beautiful Wife I would never do anything to hurt her.
The other day when I said my girl friend was going to take me to the Spoon, well that is who I was talking about, we matched shots, played some pool, it took my mind off my dog.
I can't believe I am explaining all this...That's a first !
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