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Preacher Kenneth Copeland: God Helped Me Heal Corrosion on My Private Jet
08-10-2018, 04:55 PM #1
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Quote:The man knows his planes.

In fact, God gave him the power to heal airplanes that were corroded. At least that’s what he said during a sermon this week:



Quote:That airplane had been parked for several years.

A four-engine turbo-prop airliner.

They did X-rays of the fuselage and everything looking for corrosion. And there was — there was some — there wasn’t all that bad, but there was — there was the X-rays showed that there were some spots of corrosion. And so I was — I was praying over it. And just as plain, the Lord said to me, “Lay hands on it. I’ll heal it.”


What?! I heard it plain. “Well,” He said, “Kenneth.” He said, “Corrosion comes from the Curse.” He said, “I provided that airplane for you, didn’t I?” I said, “Yes, sir.” He said, “Lay hands on it.” Okay.

And I started praying in the Spirit. And the more I prayed in the Spirit, the happier I got. So I just went up — oh man, you talk about laying hands on that thing. I laid hands on it all over. And it’s a big old airplane. It took a while to do it, you know. Laid hands on that thing. Just laid hands on it all over it, and praised God and laid hands on that, and commanded that corrosion to leave in Jesus’ name.

People are dying of cancer, but God heals corrosion on planes

Read more: http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com

The "curse" is oxygen sayeth the Lord. 13.gif Forgive me, I'm a bit suspect.

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08-10-2018, 04:59 PM #2
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08-10-2018, 05:09 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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In God we rust chuckle.gif
08-10-2018, 06:39 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Well at least he isn't begging for $50 mil to buy a new one. coffeetime.gif

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
08-10-2018, 06:46 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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He is hearing voices...enough said.
08-10-2018, 07:07 PM #6
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I'm surprised he didn't have the aircraft shot by terrorists and then have the cockpit cut off so that the whole jet could be resurrected fresh and new in a few days and write crappy religtard posts
LOL

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08-10-2018, 07:12 PM #7
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Yeah but how's a jet supposed to roll a huge boulder away from the cave entrance?
If you ask me that was the real miracle.

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08-10-2018, 10:16 PM #8
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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The jetliner had help from "Pontius Pilot".
LOL
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08-10-2018, 10:53 PM #9
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(3 hours ago)JayRodney Wrote:  Yeah but how's a jet supposed to roll a huge boulder away from the cave entrance?
If you ask me that was the real miracle.

rofl.gif Right? Moving the boulder was bigger than coming back to life, he's an X-Men candidate.
08-10-2018, 11:29 PM #10
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chuckle.gif The Apostle Wolverine was J's bodyguard.

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08-11-2018, 12:26 AM #11
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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Copeland looks like a puppet.
İmage

PФLIΓICДL CФЯЯΞCΓИΞSS IS ДИ IИFЯIИGΞMΞИΓ ФF FЯΞΞ SPΞΞCH!
08-11-2018, 01:16 AM #12
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(2 hours ago)Team Uzi Wrote:  The jetliner had help from  "Pontius Pilot".
LOL
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Pray for me. hug.gif

Hey which one of you stopped praying for me - it was a rough week. LOL
08-11-2018, 01:24 AM #13
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(6 hours ago)JayRodney Wrote:  Yeah but how's a jet supposed to roll a huge boulder away from the cave entrance?
If you ask me that was the real miracle.

J didn't roll the boulder. The A-10 Wartho... uhhh angels did that.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
08-11-2018, 05:03 AM #14
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08-12-2018, 03:57 PM #15
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(08-10-2018, 05:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  In God we rust  chuckle.gif

wave.gif oh Octo!!!
I miss your humour so much.
hope you don't mind I come say hello and now I leave again in my little exile.
I feel like a refugee...like an alien visitor from another Country.
OMG! Octo,since my life ban here, I have been looking around in cyberspace looking for a pillow to rest my weary head...not looking for a home, ..just a little room, a small cubicle..anything..even a cardboard box.
but you can't believe what a jungle it si out there...and the trolls???
bloody trolls everywhere...they even troll me to death.
I can't take it anymore...I am exhausted by the trolls.
OK thank you!! I leave now self ban again. wave.gif



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