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10-20-2015, 11:59 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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Acetaminophengeb?????..

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen..
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for vïäģřå.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that vïäģřå will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned
'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
vïäģřå today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
10-21-2015, 12:12 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Sadly yes...
10-21-2015, 03:24 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
10-21-2015, 03:37 AM #4
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10-21-2015, 12:38 PM #5
ocker1 Member
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keep yer hand off it or yer'll go blind
10-21-2015, 02:03 PM #6
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