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10-20-2015, 11:59 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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Acetaminophengeb?????..

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen..
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for vïäģřå.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that vïäģřå will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned
'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
vïäģřå today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
10-21-2015, 12:12 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,018 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
Sadly yes...
10-21-2015, 03:24 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,784 Threads:647 Joined:Feb 2011
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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
10-21-2015, 03:37 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,396 Threads:1,439 Joined:Feb 2011
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10-21-2015, 09:26 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(10-20-2015, 11:59 PM)ocker1 Wrote:  Acetaminophengeb?????..

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen..
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for vïäģřå.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that vïäģřå will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned
'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
vïäģřå today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.

Ive been known to like a stiff one meself, eh mate..

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10-21-2015, 12:38 PM #6
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,083 Threads:802 Joined:Mar 2011
keep yer hand off it or yer'll go blind
10-21-2015, 02:03 PM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,927 Threads:71 Joined:Feb 2011
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