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Prostitute avoids jail time after being diagnosed as "spermaholic"
Electric shock Show this Post
01-14-2016, 11:14 AM #1
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HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitu...ermaholic/

one ugly assed prostitute omg
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
01-14-2016, 11:32 AM #2
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(01-14-2016, 11:14 AM)Electric shock Wrote:  HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitu...ermaholic/

one ugly assed prostitute omg

Oh heeeell naw... Sperm whales ain't gotz nufin on this bitch!
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Still LMAO!!!!! damn Op... now this is a hefty belly laugh in a world gone so wrong. You just can't make this shit up! ROFL!!!!
Ninelives Show this Post
01-14-2016, 11:38 AM #3
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(01-14-2016, 11:32 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(01-14-2016, 11:14 AM)Electric shock Wrote:  HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitu...ermaholic/

one ugly assed prostitute omg

Oh heeeell naw... Sperm whales ain't gotz nufin on this bitch!
[Image: naughty-granny.jpg]

Still LMAO!!!!! damn Op... now this is a hefty belly laugh in a world gone so wrong. You just can't make this shït up! ROFL!!!!

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01-14-2016, 11:58 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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She's a purdy lil thing ain't she? lmao.gif I can't believe a court bought that excuse... the judge had to be one of her clients.

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Ninelives Show this Post
01-14-2016, 01:06 PM #5
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That's just TFF, I lost the flip... on my way to Denny's

Colleen Rushing working, say a prayer !!!!!
Ninelives Show this Post
01-14-2016, 01:12 PM #6
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(01-14-2016, 01:06 PM)Ninelives Wrote:  That's just TFF, I lost the flip... on my way to Denny's

Colleen Rushing working, say a prayer !!!!!

I know me...I'm a smart ass, Check you guys l8ter, this will be fun.

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01-14-2016, 01:13 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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wave.gif Have a good breakfast!

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01-14-2016, 02:12 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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It's punishable by death here, and they kill your parents, grandparents and children. chuckle.gif
But seriously... yes. Like the US and other bassakward Jesus protein shake drinkin' countries, it's illegal.
Some lawmakers have some stupid ideas they can legislate morality.
Instead of regulation, taxation, and mandatory STD tests for public safety, they expect Jesus, disease and cops to handle those issues.
The nievaty of do-gooders knows no boundaries.
Praise the Lord.

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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
01-14-2016, 02:45 PM #9
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01-14-2016, 02:48 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(01-14-2016, 11:58 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  She's a purdy lil thing ain't she? lmao.gif I can't believe a court bought that excuse... the judge had to be one of her clients.

Or a SJUW...

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-14-2016, 02:51 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(01-14-2016, 02:12 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  It's punishable by death here, and they kill your parents, grandparents and children. chuckle.gif
But seriously... yes. Like the US and other bassakward Jesus protein shake drinkin' countries, it's illegal.
Some lawmakers have some stupid ideas they can legislate morality.
Instead of regulation, taxation, and mandatory STD tests for public safety, they expect Jesus, disease and cops to handle those issues.
The nievaty of do-gooders knows no boundaries.
Praise the Lord.

Isn't it odd that with all the shït going on in the world God is most concerned with keeping you from feeling good?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-14-2016, 03:23 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif He worries about the most petty f*ckin' shit of any creator ever. coffeetime.gif

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01-14-2016, 03:59 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(01-14-2016, 03:23 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  yup.gif He worries about the most petty f*ckin' shït of any creator ever. coffeetime.gif

Yup. And his biggest concern is what you do when you are naked.

What's that all about?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-14-2016, 04:13 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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He needs to mind his own gawddamn business, is what this is all about. chuckle.gif
You'd think he'd... ya' know... have something better to do?

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01-14-2016, 04:54 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
Maybe he's a cis voyeur.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice



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