Prostitute avoids jail time after being diagnosed as "spermaholic"

01-14-2016, 11:14 AM

HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitu...ermaholic/

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01-14-2016, 11:32 AM

(01-14-2016, 11:14 AM)Electric shock Wrote: HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitu...ermaholic/

one ugly assed prostitute omg

Oh heeeell naw... Sperm whales ain't gotz nufin on this bitch!
İmage

Still LMAO!!!!! damn Op... now this is a hefty belly laugh in a world gone so wrong. You just can't make this shït up! ROFL!!!!

01-14-2016, 11:38 AM

(01-14-2016, 11:32 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:
(01-14-2016, 11:14 AM)Electric shock Wrote: HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitu...ermaholic/

one ugly assed prostitute omg

Oh heeeell naw... Sperm whales ain't gotz nufin on this bitch!

Still LMAO!!!!! damn Op... now this is a hefty belly laugh in a world gone so wrong. You just can't make this shït up! ROFL!!!!

**JayRodney** · 01-14-2016, 11:58 AM

She's a purdy lil thing ain't she?

I can't believe a court bought that excuse... the judge had to be one of her clients.

01-14-2016, 01:06 PM

That's just TFF, I lost the flip... on my way to Denny's

Colleen Rushing working, say a prayer !!!!!

01-14-2016, 01:12 PM

(01-14-2016, 01:06 PM)Ninelives Wrote: That's just TFF, I lost the flip... on my way to Denny's

Colleen Rushing working, say a prayer !!!!!

I know me...I'm a smart ass, Check you guys l8ter, this will be fun.

**JayRodney** · 01-14-2016, 01:13 PM

Have a good breakfast!

**White Ribbon** · 01-14-2016, 01:46 PM

How can prostitution be illegal in the US? Is it legal in Finland?

Ive known a few spermaholics..

**JayRodney** · 01-14-2016, 02:12 PM

It's punishable by death here, and they kill your parents, grandparents and children.

But seriously... yes. Like the US and other bassakward Jesus protein shake drinkin' countries, it's illegal.
Some lawmakers have some stupid ideas they can legislate morality.
Instead of regulation, taxation, and mandatory STD tests for public safety, they expect Jesus, disease and cops to handle those issues.
The nievaty of do-gooders knows no boundaries.
Praise the Lord.

**White Ribbon** · 01-14-2016, 02:27 PM

Praise jesus..

01-14-2016, 02:45 PM

**Kreeper** · 01-14-2016, 02:48 PM

(01-14-2016, 11:58 AM)JayRodney Wrote: She's a purdy lil thing ain't she? I can't believe a court bought that excuse... the judge had to be one of her clients.

Or a SJUW...

**Kreeper** · 01-14-2016, 02:51 PM

(01-14-2016, 02:12 PM)JayRodney Wrote: It's punishable by death here, and they kill your parents, grandparents and children.
But seriously... yes. Like the US and other bassakward Jesus protein shake drinkin' countries, it's illegal.
Some lawmakers have some stupid ideas they can legislate morality.
Instead of regulation, taxation, and mandatory STD tests for public safety, they expect Jesus, disease and cops to handle those issues.
The nievaty of do-gooders knows no boundaries.
Praise the Lord.

Isn't it odd that with all the shït going on in the world God is most concerned with keeping you from feeling good?

**JayRodney** · 01-14-2016, 03:23 PM

He worries about the most petty f*ckin' shït of any creator ever.

**Kreeper** · 01-14-2016, 03:59 PM

(01-14-2016, 03:23 PM)JayRodney Wrote: He worries about the most petty f*ckin' shït of any creator ever.

Yup. And his biggest concern is what you do when you are naked.

What's that all about?