Mine is: Mistee Amber Dickens
You’re a real pistol, Mistee Amber! You like to play by your own rules! Ain’t nobody gonna tell you what to do, not even your daddy, the Sheriff. You love to take tequila shots after a spin or two on the mechanical bull! You’re the wildest girl in the trailer park with a sense of adventure that can’t be rivaled. Yeeeeeehaw!
(Yep, that sounds like me.)