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Real-Life 'Legend Of Zelda' Sword Stabs Real-Life Man In Real-Life Duel
03-05-2014, 05:52 PM #1
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It's all fun and games until someone pulls out the Master Sword. lmao.gif yay.gif lmao.gif

Eugene Thompson says he was forced to wield his "Legend of Zelda" replica sword in a duel against his girlfriend's estranged husband, lmao.gif according to Click2Houston. He was with his girlfriend at his house in Houston Saturday night when the two got in an argument, and Thompson's girlfriend called her estranged husband and asked him to come over.

Police say the man showed up at about 10 p.m. and the two scuffled. He says he told the man to leave -- but his girlfriend let the man inside.

"I heard him heading to the bedroom where I was, so I jumped in the closet and I grabbed one of my replica swords, and I pulled it out and stood at the doorway, and he was coming down the hallway at me while I was yelling, 'Go away, you don't live here,'" rofl.gif (just imagine this) Thompson told Click2Houston.

"He just walked right into the point of the sword, I don't know if he thought it was a toy," he said. (you cant make this up if you tried) lmao.gif

Thompson stabbed the man once in the chest and another time in the leg. He says he sustained a gash in his forehead after the estranged husband smashed a flowerpot over his head. Thompson's girlfriend wasn't injured, Kotaku reports.

Both men were taken to the hospital and treated for their injuries. It wasn't immediately clear whether charges would be filed.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/03...89307.html
03-05-2014, 06:27 PM #2
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FFS! chuckle.gif Those replica swords are dull as butter knives, I guess it's the pointy part or nothing.

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03-05-2014, 06:51 PM #3
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He should have played the song of healing after being wounded by the Master sword. coffeetime.gif
03-05-2014, 10:24 PM #4
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(03-05-2014, 06:27 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  FFS! chuckle.gif Those replica swords are dull as butter knives, I guess it's the pointy part or nothing.

He was forced to use his Zelda replica sword lmao.gif
03-05-2014, 10:49 PM #5
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lmao.gif Don't make me break out the master sword... 15.gif I knew a guy that took a replica and sharpened it, it would be a great shtf zombie killer, but still, it looked ridiculous...

İmage

It was a WOW Frostmourne model like this above... gawd that game is awful. 37.gif

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03-06-2014, 04:05 AM #6
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(03-05-2014, 10:49 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif Don't make me break out the master sword... 15.gif I knew a guy that took a replica and sharpened it, it would be a great shtf zombie killer, but still, it looked ridiculous...

İmage

It was a WOW Frostmourne model like this above... gawd that game is awful. 37.gif

The hilarity of the situation is what got me.........anyone that buys a zelda sword is probably not very threatening. I am picturing Frodo potter coming at the dude with zelda sword chuckle.gif you cant make this stuff up 13.gif
03-06-2014, 12:26 PM #7
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chuckle.gif Akin to bludgeoning someone to death with a my little pony action figure.

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03-08-2014, 07:14 AM #8
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So the wife invites her estranged husband over to her boyfriend's house...what could possibly go wrong in a scenario like that?

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03-08-2014, 11:56 AM #9
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lol.gif Well, breaking out a sword is probably about par for the course.

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03-08-2014, 03:24 PM #10
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I would have used a flaming great-axe of chaotic good.



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