NJ has bipedal bear problems.
"This isn't the first upright bear sighting in NJ in recent weeks: a black bear got into a home in Vernon, NJ by breaking through a window screen last week. And then his paw accidentally "hit the sink faucet, turning on the water which then flooded the kitchen counter top," except it probably was no accident, because the bear wanted to flood the home and collect the delicious salmon that would obviously flow forth"
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