And so , as it was back then , under age , Beer , um ,, con job , old Wino got us a Case
of some cheap shït ,, for the price a cheap bottle of Whiskey .
Set for the Afternoon ,, we headed out for the Boonies where we could flush our Guts without
some Holier than Thou asslick trying to bust us .
We're about half way through this case , 3 Girls , 3 Guys ,,, when down the dirt road coming fast at us
from a few miles away ,,,
we see this Dust cloud from a Car .
I can tell , it's the Sheriff ..
couple of the clowns with us argue ::::::::
Nope , nope it's not Rog '
Fine I say , I fire up the Bus , Girlfriend jumps in , I make a U-Turn and head in the direction
of the oncoming Car
as we get with 100 yards of it ,,, the car slows down , we pass it doing the limit .
yepper , The Sheriff and three deputies ,, they try to wave me to slow down , I do ,
but as I pass them , I down shift and hit it out of there ,,
Roll two weeks later .
" Hey Rog' "
Hey Kelly , those Cops grab ya's ?
" Yep , just got out , had two weeks of Juvenile Detention Man , just for Beer Man "
I replied : " Kelly , I'm the only one 18 , adult man , I'd of got two years for contributing ,, next time
you guys listen to me Man ,,,. and NO BEER , WEED , PILLS ,,, NOTHIN' in my Bus again EVER "
Kelly back with : " Well , what about your Girlfriend Susie , she's 17 , a Minor Man , you can go down for ,,"
SHUT UP MAN !
17 in Texas for a Female is Adult Man ,, she's legal as an Adult Dude "
" Wanna Bet ?
ain't nothing legal in Texas when you're a Hippie ,,, DUDE ! "
I had to concede , a Hippie has no rights , you're a Felon if your Hair touches your Collar Man .
Susie and I rolled out every afternoon for the Boonies ,,, kinda hard to keep an eye out
for Dust Clouds and give full attention to ,,, um ,,, Sex .
Multi Tasking my Neck seemed a full time Job in Texas , always watching for Cops ,
they'd ƒück with me on sight .
I fooled em once
got this here short haired Wig .
I was wearin' it when a Cop pulled me over one day ,,,
as he left with a warning , he turned , : " Ya should cut that hair boy , it's almost touching your Collar "
stupid inbred Jed , he thought the Short Haired Wig was too long ,, he'd a shït if I ripped it off
and let my Locks hit my Belt line .
Midland Texas is an Odd type of Hell ,, I mean , it has everything that Hell Has ,,, except every body
argues whose the Worse Satan out of all of them ,,,
No one could figure who was running Midland Hell , seem anyone with a Job that paid more
than Minimum Wage ,, was vying for the Position of Satan .
I heard is Full of Illegal Mexicans now , and the County Jail had to be expanded
four times it size to hold all those Bean Dip Criminals ,,,
Ha ! Those Midland Texas Red Necks must be PISSED , the Racist Bastards got invaded and before they could figure
out how to stop the Mexicans ,,,
They were outnumbered 15 to 0ne ,,, LOLOLOL ol lol lolo O !
Midland Texas should be Kim Un's first Target ,,, POOF GONE !