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Reunited with my Old Friend
12-10-2017, 09:58 PM #1
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My 1974 V.W. Bus !

it's still here , visiting with her ,,,

isn't it fun the things people will get together for ?

My old Hippie Bus is still here , of all the crap I left behind , she's the dearest to me .

Fond ass memories attached to that Bus , I swear I can smell every drop

of all the different perfume's that have been wafting through her .

bet with a Microscope , I'd come up with every known color of Female Pube ever ,,

in that Mattress there must be Novels written . LOL

Oh if it could only speak .

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12-10-2017, 11:28 PM #2
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Celebrated with ,,,,

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12-10-2017, 11:37 PM #3
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Me and My Cheeks , Stair Dancing Between Classes

size of my love is rather big eh ?
15 , and already scoring with the Big Titted Blonds

made of stud stuff lmao.gif

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12-11-2017, 06:16 AM #4
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And so , as it was back then , under age , Beer , um ,, con job , old Wino got us a Case
of some cheap shit ,, for the price a cheap bottle of Whiskey .

Set for the Afternoon ,, we headed out for the Boonies where we could flush our Guts without
some Holier than Thou asslick trying to bust us .

We're about half way through this case , 3 Girls , 3 Guys ,,, when down the dirt road coming fast at us
from a few miles away ,,,
we see this Dust cloud from a Car .

I can tell , it's the Sheriff ..
couple of the clowns with us argue ::::::::
Nope , nope it's not Rog '

Fine I say , I fire up the Bus , Girlfriend jumps in , I make a U-Turn and head in the direction
of the oncoming Car

as we get with 100 yards of it ,,, the car slows down , we pass it doing the limit .

yepper , The Sheriff and three deputies ,, they try to wave me to slow down , I do ,
but as I pass them , I down shift and hit it out of there ,,

Roll two weeks later .

" Hey Rog' "

Hey Kelly , those Cops grab ya's ?

" Yep , just got out , had two weeks of Juvenile Detention Man , just for Beer Man "

I replied : " Kelly , I'm the only one 18 , adult man , I'd of got two years for contributing ,, next time
you guys listen to me Man ,,,. and NO BEER , WEED , PILLS ,,, NOTHIN' in my Bus again EVER "

Kelly back with : " Well , what about your Girlfriend Susie , she's 17 , a Minor Man , you can go down for ,,"


17 in Texas for a Female is Adult Man ,, she's legal as an Adult Dude "

" Wanna Bet ?
ain't nothing legal in Texas when you're a Hippie ,,, DUDE ! "

I had to concede , a Hippie has no rights , you're a Felon if your Hair touches your Collar Man .

Susie and I rolled out every afternoon for the Boonies ,,, kinda hard to keep an eye out
for Dust Clouds and give full attention to ,,, um ,,, Sex .

Multi Tasking my Neck seemed a full time Job in Texas , always watching for Cops ,

they'd fuck with me on sight .

I fooled em once

got this here short haired Wig .

I was wearin' it when a Cop pulled me over one day ,,,

as he left with a warning , he turned , : " Ya should cut that hair boy , it's almost touching your Collar "

stupid inbred Jed , he thought the Short Haired Wig was too long ,, he'd a shit if I ripped it off
and let my Locks hit my Belt line .

Midland Texas is an Odd type of Hell ,, I mean , it has everything that Hell Has ,,, except every body
argues whose the Worse Satan out of all of them ,,,
No one could figure who was running Midland Hell , seem anyone with a Job that paid more
than Minimum Wage ,, was vying for the Position of Satan .

I heard is Full of Illegal Mexicans now , and the County Jail had to be expanded
four times it size to hold all those Bean Dip Criminals ,,,

Ha ! Those Midland Texas Red Necks must be PISSED , the Racist Bastards got invaded and before they could figure
out how to stop the Mexicans ,,,
They were outnumbered 15 to 0ne ,,, LOLOLOL ol lol lolo O !

fuck em
Midland Texas should be Kim Un's first Target ,,, POOF GONE ! lmao.gif
12-11-2017, 03:09 PM #5
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Love those old VW buses, worth a small fortune these days.

Un Strigoi printre noi
12-11-2017, 05:07 PM #6
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the buses are bullet proof .

unreal the Minds that Pay a Fortune for them .

Beanie Babies of the car world , a cheap car that becomes a Fad .
12-13-2017, 04:57 PM #7
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Near the State Hospital ,

you know the place ???
where they store the NUTZ ,,, right ?

ok , one ex-girlfriend is inside ,, committed for life I heard .

we have to break her out ,, well , I have to , no one wanted to , so it's just me trying
to get her out .

Problem , I can pull this off , I mean , Mission impossible is my Forte ,,, right ?

ok then , but , this morning ,,, WHERE'S MY LEFT SNEAKER !

I know one of you Bugs hid it from me ,,,

where ?
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12-13-2017, 06:42 PM #8
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Hope you find all the shoe that fell from your closet.
12-13-2017, 08:06 PM #9
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(12-13-2017, 06:42 PM)Fatwa ma Wrote:  Hope you find all the shoe that fell from your closet.

One of the Forum Members has stolen and hid all my Left Shoes somewhere .

Fess up people ,,,

WHERE'S my DAMN Sneaks ?

and here's Amy with Her Bus ,,, she's a Rugged Girl

I miss my Amy sometimes

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12-13-2017, 08:07 PM #10
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12-13-2017, 08:09 PM #11
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where dee Rog'
12-13-2017, 08:10 PM #12
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Here he be

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12-13-2017, 08:11 PM #13
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Rog' Bus

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12-14-2017, 03:37 AM #14
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Gonna write a V.W. Bus Song for this Thread .

Be back with the Verses for Hitler's Revenge .
12-24-2017, 09:39 AM #15
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When the streams fill to overflow

when the Spring shines right through

every tear drop of Morning Dew

dangles there winking at you ,,,

Season of birth and love

Spring ,,,

~~~~ Ok , Family Time , have a Bus Pic ~~~~

Not my Bus , my interior is similar . Old India Blankets , and Persian Carpet in mine .
enjoy kiddies

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