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04-01-2014, 07:16 PM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I'm still on my favorite Road Trip that began when I got my drivers license at 16 .


my favorite moment ?

that would be the one moment that has lasted for the past 43 years.
04-01-2014, 07:20 PM #17
blind prophet Member
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(04-01-2014, 07:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-01-2014, 05:32 PM)blind prophet Wrote:  Well I fixed up the pallet a little, dropped the shït off in watery mud...enjoy your week or two's supply of grub you jackasses.

lmao.gif It NEVER pays to be an ass. If you treat others they way you would want want to be treated, at least you seldom have to taste revenge, or omelet MRE's. chuckle.gif

cheers.gif

Never mess with the fella making your food, or bringing your goodies.

I turned myself to consider wisdom and madness and folly
The wise man’s eyes are in his head,
But the fool walks in darkness.
Yet I myself perceived
That the same event happens to them all.
04-01-2014, 07:22 PM #18
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(04-01-2014, 07:16 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I'm still on my favorite Road Trip that began when I got my drivers license at 16 .


my favorite moment ?

that would be the one moment that was 43 years long .

Amen. (Finally a good use for that word) I'm taking to the road Thursday with a beloved friend, a beer swilling, pot smoking, potty mouth Limey who also happens to be the most emotionally intelligent person I know. Kindness personified behind a FUKK YOU (at full volume) vocabulary lmao.gif
04-01-2014, 07:41 PM #19
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-01-2014, 05:32 PM)blind prophet Wrote:  
(04-01-2014, 05:28 PM)blind prophet Wrote:  I have a lot of stories from the road as a US Army trucker in Germany. The most memorable was getting lost, happened often, in a place called Bad Homburg, or hamburger or something like that, and taking out some farmers crops off road.

Not a good idea to let 2 young 20 year oldish dudes on the open road in a foreign country.

A few others from the road in the army, when deployed I had to drive our captain around, he pissed me off, so I slapped mirrors with another truck on his side, which thrust back into his arm. This was after he told me to drive through some mud I knew we'd get stuck in, he had to get his clean uniform filthy and wade through like waist high mud, showed up with a guy with a bulldozer, but I had a tank pull me out, so he wasted his trip. I was no longer his driver after that day.

Man I have so many from military trucker days.

oh one more I'll mention, you never screw with the guy bringing you supplies when you deploy....it is just stupid to do so. I had some higher rank guys give me a hard time when I went to supply them....

So I am told at a later date they need a pallet of rations, well no one liked omelet MRE's, so we basically had almost an entire pallet of omelet MRE's that people would put back because no one liked them.

Well I fixed up the pallet a little, dropped the shït off in watery mud...enjoy your week or two's supply of grub you jackasses.

True and that goes for all truckers.
04-01-2014, 07:42 PM #20
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,898 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(04-01-2014, 07:16 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I'm still on my favorite Road Trip that began when I got my drivers license at 16 .


my favorite moment ?

that would be the one moment that has lasted for the past 43 years.

Yeah, sounds good Cy but now I can't convince hubby to buy a motorhome and just wander around aimlessly during retirement.
04-01-2014, 09:02 PM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-01-2014, 07:41 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(04-01-2014, 05:32 PM)blind prophet Wrote:  
(04-01-2014, 05:28 PM)blind prophet Wrote:  I have a lot of stories from the road as a US Army trucker in Germany. The most memorable was getting lost, happened often, in a place called Bad Homburg, or hamburger or something like that, and taking out some farmers crops off road.

Not a good idea to let 2 young 20 year oldish dudes on the open road in a foreign country.

A few others from the road in the army, when deployed I had to drive our captain around, he pissed me off, so I slapped mirrors with another truck on his side, which thrust back into his arm. This was after he told me to drive through some mud I knew we'd get stuck in, he had to get his clean uniform filthy and wade through like waist high mud, showed up with a guy with a bulldozer, but I had a tank pull me out, so he wasted his trip. I was no longer his driver after that day.

Man I have so many from military trucker days.

oh one more I'll mention, you never screw with the guy bringing you supplies when you deploy....it is just stupid to do so. I had some higher rank guys give me a hard time when I went to supply them....

So I am told at a later date they need a pallet of rations, well no one liked omelet MRE's, so we basically had almost an entire pallet of omelet MRE's that people would put back because no one liked them.

Well I fixed up the pallet a little, dropped the shït off in watery mud...enjoy your week or two's supply of grub you jackasses.

True and that goes for all truckers.

Never ever piss anyone off who handles your food. A chef told me that. damned.gif
04-01-2014, 09:10 PM #22
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,898 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(04-01-2014, 09:02 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(04-01-2014, 07:41 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(04-01-2014, 05:32 PM)blind prophet Wrote:  
(04-01-2014, 05:28 PM)blind prophet Wrote:  I have a lot of stories from the road as a US Army trucker in Germany. The most memorable was getting lost, happened often, in a place called Bad Homburg, or hamburger or something like that, and taking out some farmers crops off road.

Not a good idea to let 2 young 20 year oldish dudes on the open road in a foreign country.

A few others from the road in the army, when deployed I had to drive our captain around, he pissed me off, so I slapped mirrors with another truck on his side, which thrust back into his arm. This was after he told me to drive through some mud I knew we'd get stuck in, he had to get his clean uniform filthy and wade through like waist high mud, showed up with a guy with a bulldozer, but I had a tank pull me out, so he wasted his trip. I was no longer his driver after that day.

Man I have so many from military trucker days.

oh one more I'll mention, you never screw with the guy bringing you supplies when you deploy....it is just stupid to do so. I had some higher rank guys give me a hard time when I went to supply them....

So I am told at a later date they need a pallet of rations, well no one liked omelet MRE's, so we basically had almost an entire pallet of omelet MRE's that people would put back because no one liked them.

Well I fixed up the pallet a little, dropped the shït off in watery mud...enjoy your week or two's supply of grub you jackasses.

True and that goes for all truckers.

Never ever piss anyone off who handles your food. A chef told me that. damned.gif

Thats good advice Octo, but have you ever watched those hidden camera shows, where they taped food industry workers...it's bad news whether you piss them off or not, in some cases. damned.gif
04-01-2014, 09:16 PM #23
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Gotta love those in-depth talks.

04-01-2014, 09:22 PM #24
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,607 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-01-2014, 09:10 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Thats good advice Octo, but have you ever watched those hidden camera shows, where they taped food industry workers...it's bad news whether you piss them off or not, in some cases. damned.gif

Omg, yes I have!

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