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Running For President 2016: "A new computerized government that will run the office of the President of the United State
02-01-2013, 03:41 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Meet the first person to run ads for the next presidential election: perennial candidate Lee Mercer Jr. of Texas, who has already filed paperwork with the FEC to run for president in 2016.

"Lee L. Mercer, Jr. of Houston, Texas is announcing his campaign for President of the United States in 2016 as a democrat to save America with Intelligence Management Education," the ad says."He is campaigning a Special Election Government Platform New Neutral Developed Intelligence Second U. S. Government that was patented in 2000 by the U.S. Department of Justice and Defense research and development testing."

Mercer told BuzzFeed he is running "because I ran in both previous elections and I have what it takes to solve all these issues that they are having up there."

How does Mercer plan on fixing all these problems? He says he has "a new government patent" and that he "plans to demonstrate it."

What is the patent for?

Mercer said he "invented a computer government," adding his platform is based on "a new computerized government that will run the office of the President of the United States with a computer."


That could work. bob.gif
02-01-2013, 03:43 AM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,450 Threads:464 Joined:Jun 2012
orgazmo3.gif ... it may be an improvement.
02-01-2013, 03:54 AM #3
オタマジャクシ Member
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(02-01-2013, 03:43 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  orgazmo3.gif ... it may be an improvement.

Nothing would be better than Obama - he is about 40% worse than nothing.

Fool me once ...

I would have to see a demonstration the machine is better than nothing.
02-01-2013, 04:05 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I bet it runs on windows 3.1 and has all kinds of spyware. 13.gif Similar to the current model.


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02-01-2013, 04:08 PM #5
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous

Wants a third term, waiting for the singularity to take over, might not be fun.
02-02-2013, 11:43 AM #6
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,599 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011

A "not-for-profit" non-governmental organization.

eGovernment looks like a real step towards fractal democracy...
or another POO hijacking of a natural, obvious thought.

Muahhahhahh, look at this!

"online mental wellbeing enterprise"???




Wish I could post that At first ve vere like wtf2.gif gif




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