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10-25-2017, 12:32 AM #1
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Always looking for ways to improve the Whirling Bliss Machines. Ordered 10 chrome ball bearings to test them in some Machines in regards to spin time. The order was shipped from St. Petersburg, FL. down south to Panama city in the panhandle of FL. Today the PO notified me that the package was being delayed.

A closer look informed me that the small box or envelope is presently in Grand Rapids, Michigan. IOW, the package is now further away than it was before it was shipped.

Keep a look out because zombie.gif drunk.gif woohoo.gif dunno.gif spank.gif whisper.gif panic.gif I believe the bearings are trying to escape.

Pray for me. hug.gif
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10-25-2017, 02:44 AM #2
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(10-25-2017, 12:32 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Always looking for ways to improve the Whirling Bliss Machines. Ordered 10 chrome ball bearings to test them in some Machines in regards to spin time. The order was shipped from St. Petersburg, FL. down south to Panama city in the panhandle of FL. Today the PO notified me that the package was being delayed.

A closer look informed me that the small box or envelope is presently in Grand Rapids, Michigan. IOW, the package is now further away than it was before it was shipped.

Keep a look out because  zombie.gif  drunk.gif  woohoo.gif  dunno.gif  spank.gif  whisper.gif  panic.gif  I believe the bearings are trying to escape.

How about making the center hole much larger so I can spin it on my dick. That's the only way it has any chance in hell of causing any 'bliss'
10-25-2017, 03:44 AM #3
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(10-25-2017, 02:44 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(10-25-2017, 12:32 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Always looking for ways to improve the Whirling Bliss Machines. Ordered 10 chrome ball bearings to test them in some Machines in regards to spin time. The order was shipped from St. Petersburg, FL. down south to Panama city in the panhandle of FL. Today the PO notified me that the package was being delayed.

A closer look informed me that the small box or envelope is presently in Grand Rapids, Michigan. IOW, the package is now further away than it was before it was shipped.

Keep a look out because  zombie.gif  drunk.gif  woohoo.gif  dunno.gif  spank.gif  whisper.gif  panic.gif  I believe the bearings are trying to escape.

How about making the center hole much larger so I can spin it on my dick.    That's the only way it has any chance in hell of causing any 'bliss'

nice [rolls eyes]

Pray for me. hug.gif
10-25-2017, 07:35 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Living out in the styx, we have to order most everything from Amazon, or other European outlets... stuff takes forever to arrive sometimes, you're lucky you can track it at all, we've had items go missing in transport.
*poof*

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10-25-2017, 10:57 AM #5
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(10-25-2017, 07:35 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Living out in the styx, we have to order most everything from Amazon, or other European outlets... stuff takes forever to arrive sometimes, you're lucky you can track it at all, we've had items go missing in transport.
*poof*

I get pissed if the UPS dude is late....I hate to wait !

Look Up
10-25-2017, 05:40 PM #6
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(10-25-2017, 07:35 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Living out in the styx, we have to order most everything from Amazon, or other European outlets... stuff takes forever to arrive sometimes, you're lucky you can track it at all, we've had items go missing in transport.
*poof*




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10-25-2017, 06:09 PM #7
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Yeah it's just like that chuckle.gif

So did you get your ball bearings yet?
10-25-2017, 06:26 PM #8
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(10-25-2017, 06:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  Yeah it's just like that  chuckle.gif

So did you get your ball bearings yet?

Grand Rapids is probably three or four days away for packages. St. Petersburg was only 2-3 days away which is what makes it so funny. Most of the time when I order stuff, it seems to come from a far away place like California or North Dakota (Swanson Vitamins.) So I was looking forward to something arriving quickly for once.

So of course "Ground Hog Day" or maybe "The Truman Show" kicked in.

The Truman show was shot on location 40 miles from here, btw. It's the most beautiful little community... a postcard in 3D. They probably didn't have to change a thing when doing the outdoor shots other than to make them appear endless in how big the place is. It's not just one or two streets that are so colorfully quaint, however. Probably better for visiting than living there because the dazzle might wear off. It's nice to have places to visit that are just so pretty that make quite an impression. If you live there, however it becomes "the usual."

Pray for me. hug.gif
10-25-2017, 08:52 PM #9
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The mail-woman just knocked on our door to deliver the stuff we ordered on amazon. I needed a new mouse for my laptop and JR got a new gaming mouse. beercheer.gif
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10-26-2017, 05:18 AM #10
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OP, I think after seeing this invention you earned yourself a forum name upgrade!

I vote you change your name from Below Average Genius to Above Average Tard



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10-26-2017, 05:30 AM #11
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(10-26-2017, 05:18 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  OP, I think after seeing this invention you earned yourself a forum name upgrade!  

I vote you change your name from Below Average Genius to Above Average Tard



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Hey, I resemble that remark! raging_midget.gif rumpyNOM.gif

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10-26-2017, 01:33 PM #12
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(10-26-2017, 05:18 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  OP, I think after seeing this invention you earned yourself a forum name upgrade!  

I vote you change your name from Below Average Genius to Above Average Tard



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That's a lateral upgrade.

Un Strigoi printre noi
10-26-2017, 05:07 PM #13
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(10-26-2017, 01:33 PM)Strigoi Wrote:  
(10-26-2017, 05:18 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  OP, I think after seeing this invention you earned yourself a forum name upgrade!  

I vote you change your name from Below Average Genius to Above Average Tard



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That's a lateral upgrade.

Hey - you're right, doggonit! I just looked at my paycheck, and it didn't change! It's still nuttin'!

Pray for me. hug.gif
10-26-2017, 06:30 PM #14
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Fantastic update!

The post office apparently realized the error and must have flown the package down to Pensacola instead of sending it by truck! A truck would have taken 3-4 days.

The ball bearings are being delivered today!  yay.gif

So if you don't see me, I'll be busy playing...round and round she goes...when she stops nobody knows (until we time it with an online stop watch.)

İmage

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10-26-2017, 08:21 PM #15
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lmao.gif Tim Kaine doesn't come off as a psycho or anything...
He looks like a zombie trying to break in someones car.

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