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Russia to USA: Want to reach the ISS? Use a trampoline
04-30-2014, 07:28 AM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin, a target of U.S. sanctions sparked by the Ukraine crisis, said Tuesday that those sanctions would boomerang against America's space effort and essentially told NASA to take a flying leap ... on a trampoline.

http://www.orrazz.com/2014/04/russian-de...-says.html

Indeed, how will USA astronauts reach the ISS? coffeetime.gif
04-30-2014, 08:25 AM #2
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rofl.gif Priceless. I recall O and Hillary and the Russian relations "reset button" a few years ago. They reset it alright.
In the same way they "fixed" everything. 13.gif

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04-30-2014, 09:09 AM #3
White Ribbon call me
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this whole thing is so comical.. finally a country that says eff you.. bout time.. 13.gif
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04-30-2014, 09:53 AM #4
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04-30-2014, 10:41 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-30-2014, 07:28 AM)Shadow Wrote:  Indeed, how will USA astronauts reach the ISS? coffeetime.gif

And how will the ones already there get back to earth?

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04-30-2014, 03:48 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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rofl.gif rofl.gif that's right chuckle.gif

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04-30-2014, 03:50 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif Good morning poodles hug.gif
04-30-2014, 07:15 PM #8
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Biere.
04-30-2014, 10:04 PM #9
karutzar Member
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Funny, the show for the sheeple is funny. Both USSA and Rossia play in the same team (two ends of the same stick).
Quote:And how will the ones already there get back to earth?
Parachutes. chuckle.gif

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04-30-2014, 10:06 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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They better have their pockets full of rocks chuckle.gif
04-30-2014, 10:10 PM #11
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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Oh darn cant go to the ISS and wave at the webcam feed lmao.gif
05-01-2014, 03:42 PM #12
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Quote:NASA's deep-space efforts complement the flurry of activity by private companies to reach the International Space Station.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2014...a-missions
05-02-2014, 02:38 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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It will certainly be a boost to private sector, step up their space programs. Meanwhile

Pentagon Admits "No Solution" To Replace Russian Rockets To Launch US Military Satellites
05-13-2014, 05:35 PM #14
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Russia Retaliates: Blocks GPS, Bans US Use Of Its Rocket Engines

This is a major problem for the US military because (as Bloomberg reports),

The Pentagon has no “great solution” to reduce its dependence on a Russian-made engine that powers the rocket used to launch U.S. military satellites, the Defense Department’s top weapons buyer said.
05-13-2014, 05:46 PM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-13-2014, 05:35 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Russia Retaliates: Blocks GPS, Bans US Use Of Its Rocket Engines

This is a major problem for the US military because (as Bloomberg reports),

The Pentagon has no “great solution” to reduce its dependence on a Russian-made engine that powers the rocket used to launch U.S. military satellites, the Defense Department’s top weapons buyer said.

Couldn't they buy them second hand from an allied country?



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