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Russian politician threatens to kill us all with secret weapon
05-16-2011, 03:24 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky (Russian: Влади́мир Во́льфович Жирино́вский; born 25 April 1946) is a Russian politician, colonel of the Russian Army, founder and the leader of the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vice-Chairman of the State Duma, and a member of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe.

He's also batshit crazy. I was somewhat worried back in the early 90's when he talked about taking Finland back damned.gif Now he wants us all dead




05-16-2011, 03:29 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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He basically said Russia created the tsunami that wiped out the Fukushima reactors, and they have a super weapon capable of killing billions instantly.
I'm not certain if he's crazy, had too much vodka, or whatever but he sounds pretty dangerous and unstable to be in a high government position. 13.gif

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05-16-2011, 03:36 PM #3
yankees skier
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Someone ought to show him how to use a tie.

Biere.
05-16-2011, 04:31 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-16-2011, 03:36 PM)yankees Wrote:  Someone ought to show him how to use a tie.

rofl.gif Prometheus is a 5 time world champion double Windsor knot heavyweight! We can send him as a kritterbox ambassador.

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05-16-2011, 04:38 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You still using a clip-on tie JR?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-16-2011, 04:39 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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A strap on. rofl.gif

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05-16-2011, 04:43 PM #7
yankees skier
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rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

Biere.
05-16-2011, 04:50 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Do you think he got possession of Marvin the Martian's ACME Brand Disintegrator gun?


İmage

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-16-2011, 05:14 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif Could be Kreeper.
Rumor has it the Russians bought a million septic tanks and as soon as they figure out how to use them they are going to invade Europe.

İmage

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05-16-2011, 07:02 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-16-2011, 05:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  rofl.gif Could be Kreeper.
Rumor has it the Russians bought a million septic tanks and as soon as they figure out how to use them they are going to invade Europe.

rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif



On a side note, could you imagine if the Mormons, Scientologists, Jovies and Krishnas all joined together and formed a new religion?


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-16-2011, 08:10 PM #11
Upāsaka Member
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Quote: JR ...they have a super weapon capable of killing billions instantly.

Miss Palin was right all along

İmage

İmage

Only way to wear a tie

İmage

Quote:Kreeper On a side note, could you imagine if the Mormons, Scientologists, Jovies and Krishnas all joined together and formed a new religion?

Don't give them any ideas, Kreeper.

'Jovies 'rofl.gif I remember that one, the next time they come round, looking for cult members.
05-16-2011, 10:52 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-16-2011, 08:10 PM)Prometheus Wrote:  İmage
rofl.gif cheers.gif

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05-17-2011, 01:21 AM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Of course she was right. She can see them from her house!

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-17-2011, 10:05 AM #14
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wtf2.gifwtf2.gifwtf2.gifwtf2.gifwtf2.gifwtf2.gifwtf2.gifwtf2.gifdamned.gif
05-17-2011, 10:52 AM #15
Ghostie Member
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Russias secret weapon? İmage



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