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SEAT WARS !!!!!
09-30-2015, 07:14 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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got in another damned Gussle with the Ol' Lady again ,,

over that stupid Toilet Seat shït ,,,

yeah yeah ,, you know ,,,

Leave it down before I leave the bathroom ,,, right ?

welp ,,,

I super Glued it

" Hey Honey , I fixed our Toilet Problems for you ,,,

I set it at Half ,,,

Half up
Half Down


HALF ! Honey ,,, to match your ASS !

if I can get loose ,,, I'll let ya know how it worked for her

see below and click please
09-30-2015, 08:30 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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09-30-2015, 01:11 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Never understood the up down battle. Wimmin piss and moan about sitting down and the seat is up so they go into the toilet...

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Yes, I have heard that as a reason we should put the seat down.

What the ğck is wrong with them that they can't put the seat down to piss? Are men that much superior that only we can understand how to raise and lower the seat but they can't?

Of course that does not mean all wimmin are retarded. Some wimmin are perfectly capable of checking to see if the seat is up before they sit and putting it down if it is. Ain't that right Octo?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
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10-01-2015, 05:18 AM #4
ohnobody Incognito Anonymous
 
IF... You saw a BIG RAT come in through the toilet...
Would you ever consider leaving it up at all?
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10-01-2015, 11:50 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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(09-30-2015, 01:11 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Never understood the up down battle. Wimmin piss and moan about sitting down and the seat is up so they go into the toilet...

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Yes, I have heard that as a reason we should put the seat down.

What the ğck is wrong with them that they can't put the seat down to piss? Are men that much superior that only we can understand how to raise and lower the seat but they can't?

Of course that does not mean all wimmin are retarded. Some wimmin are perfectly capable of checking to see if the seat is up before they sit and putting it down if it is. Ain't that right Octo?

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Damn straight. If the lid is left up I put it down, it's not the end of the world ffs. Although I do recommend putting the lid down before flushing to prevent any toilet water spraying around the bathroom.

I suspect the toilet seat up/down issue is used by bitches everywhere to vent anger over other accumulated issues. 13.gif
10-01-2015, 01:50 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,779 Threads:647 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-01-2015, 11:50 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(09-30-2015, 01:11 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Never understood the up down battle. Wimmin piss and moan about sitting down and the seat is up so they go into the toilet...

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Yes, I have heard that as a reason we should put the seat down.

What the ğck is wrong with them that they can't put the seat down to piss? Are men that much superior that only we can understand how to raise and lower the seat but they can't?

Of course that does not mean all wimmin are retarded. Some wimmin are perfectly capable of checking to see if the seat is up before they sit and putting it down if it is. Ain't that right Octo?

cheers.gif

Damn straight. If the lid is left up I put it down, it's not the end of the world ffs. Although I do recommend putting the lid down before flushing to prevent any toilet water spraying around the bathroom.

I suspect the toilet seat up/down issue is used by bitches everywhere to vent anger over other accumulated issues. 13.gif

Since when did bitches need an excuse to "vent"?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
10-01-2015, 03:46 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,970 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
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10-01-2015, 04:33 PM #8
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10-01-2015, 04:43 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

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10-01-2015, 06:30 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(10-01-2015, 04:43 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
10-01-2015, 06:31 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,779 Threads:647 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-01-2015, 06:30 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(10-01-2015, 04:43 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!

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How does a drop D sound on that guitar? Cold and wet?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
10-01-2015, 06:36 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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10-01-2015, 06:38 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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10-01-2015, 06:42 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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10-01-2015, 08:51 PM #15
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,713 Threads:203 Joined:Feb 2011
Quote Octo : " to vent anger over other accumulated issues. "

Yep , every pore of her soul must be an Issue accumulated since Birth .

Know who I'm thinking of right now ?

a woman I spent three years with .

She could Hoard ISSUES , even in her freaking sleep ,,,
then wake up ,,

Fart at me before getting out of Bed ,,, walk in the bathroom , lift the seat


" YOU LEFT THE GAWDAMED SEAT UP AGAIN !!!!! EVERYTIME ,,, EVERYTIME ,,,
EVERYTIME ,,,,,,
SCREEEEECH,,, SCREEECH ,,,

my reply : " SHUT UP ! "

her Reply v: DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP ,,, YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTROL ME

YAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAATAYUEIURGTNMSDV. AJSOF[I AHIDVNHJQR;FGLOQW'FJUiq

You would believe Satan was plugged directly into her Vocal Chords .


but anyway ,,,

I ran off with ;:::::



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