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SPREADSHEET of wife's excuses for refusing to have sex
07-24-2014, 12:55 AM #1
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07-24-2014, 03:26 AM #2
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07-24-2014, 03:58 AM #3
Frank Member
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You forgot to finish the sentence...

SPREADSHEET of wife's excuses for refusing to have sex WiTH HUSBAND.
07-24-2014, 04:13 AM #4
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(07-24-2014, 03:58 AM)Frank Wrote:  You forgot to finish the sentence...

SPREADSHEET of wife's excuses for refusing to have sex WiTH HUSBAND.

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07-24-2014, 06:55 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
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I cant read this thread, ive got my effen period. I feel bloated.
07-24-2014, 08:57 AM #6
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07-24-2014, 09:30 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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no, i need some chocolate.. and some camomille tea.. im so hormonal.. chuckle.gif
07-24-2014, 09:37 AM #8
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07-24-2014, 09:43 AM #9
White Ribbon call me
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dont effen patronise me, you dont know what its like to go through this every month.. im in so much pain, my stomach is so bloated i cant wear my pink crop top out to the pub tonight, do you know what that feels like?? do you?? smart ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









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07-24-2014, 10:36 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Your menstrual cups runneth over chuckle.gif
07-24-2014, 11:18 AM #11
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The wise man’s eyes are in his head,
But the fool walks in darkness.
Yet I myself perceived
That the same event happens to them all.
07-24-2014, 11:31 AM #12
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(07-24-2014, 11:18 AM)blind prophet Wrote:  lala.gif
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07-24-2014, 12:20 PM #13
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(07-24-2014, 03:58 AM)Frank Wrote:  You forgot to finish the sentence...

SPREADSHEET of wife's excuses for refusing to have sex WiTH HUSBAND.
Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa (*-*)
07-24-2014, 12:26 PM #14
Ruby Wolf Member
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"I'm too hot" "I'm too cold" "I have a headache" "You didnt wash the dishes" "I'm saving myself for my other lover who comes over after you go to work" "Its not friday I didnt get your paycheck yet" "The dogs in the room watching no not you the one with four legs" "The lights on I can see what you look like" "I havent had another shower yet you'll see the lipstick all over my fuzzy little friend" "You already got yours last week" "I dont love you anymore maybe tomorrow" "It still hurts" "Sorry you didnt bring home the rope and clothes pins and furry handcuffs and motion lotion like I asked" "No not tonight the batteries are dead its not working" "Your hands are too cold" "What with you again" "Yeah right like maybe tomorrow I can get laid whenever I want" "F##k you no way"
07-24-2014, 12:57 PM #15
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I have a haddock.

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