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SPREADSHEET of wife's excuses for refusing to have sex
07-24-2014, 12:58 PM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage
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07-24-2014, 01:13 PM #17
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(07-24-2014, 12:26 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  "I'm too hot" "I'm too cold" "I have a headache" "You didnt wash the dishes"

"I'm saving myself for my other lover who comes over after you go to work"

"Its not friday I didnt get your paycheck yet" "The dogs in the room watching no not you the one with four legs" "The lights on I can see what you look like" "I havent had another shower yet you'll see the lipstick all over my fuzzy little friend" "You already got yours last week" "I dont love you anymore maybe tomorrow" "It still hurts" "Sorry you didnt bring home the rope and clothes pins and furry handcuffs and motion lotion like I asked" "No not tonight the batteries are dead its not working" "What with you again" "Maybe tomorrow I can get laid whenever I want"

the 'highlighted-one' above... i see frequently in the forest preserve parking-lots sad2.gif
07-24-2014, 01:23 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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That's incredibly bad style

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07-24-2014, 02:47 PM #19
White Ribbon call me
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(07-24-2014, 01:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  That's incredibly bad style

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no saunas i guess.. 13.gif 13.gif
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07-24-2014, 04:49 PM #20
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(07-24-2014, 12:55 AM)NODOOM Wrote:  İmage

chuckle.gif

hmm.gif seems like she's really tired... maybe she should try some vitamin b12...

that "i'm gross" thing doesn't count imo. i had sex with some really gross girls. fishy girls. girls that tasted like batteries. etc. etc.

i take whatever crosses the road. lol.gif
07-24-2014, 05:01 PM #21
karutzar Member
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chuckle.gif There is a joke about it. A wife always refuse sex under pretext of headache. Then one evening, just before the bed time the husband brings glass of water and aspirin.
- But I have not headache - she replay
- Oh, really? Then, can we have sex right now? - the husband gloat over...
fkneh.gif

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07-24-2014, 05:30 PM #22
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-24-2014, 04:49 PM)failboat Wrote:  that "i'm gross" thing doesn't count imo. i had sex with some really gross girls. fishy girls. girls that tasted like batteries. etc. etc.

i take whatever crosses the road. lol.gif

Batteries? scream.gif

lmao.gif
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07-24-2014, 06:32 PM #23
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(07-24-2014, 05:30 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-24-2014, 04:49 PM)failboat Wrote:  that "i'm gross" thing doesn't count imo. i had sex with some really gross girls. fishy girls. girls that tasted like batteries. etc. etc.

i take whatever crosses the road. lol.gif

Batteries? scream.gif

lmao.gif

lick a battery. that metallic taste when electricity tingles your taste receptors. disgusting. chuckle.gif
07-24-2014, 11:54 PM #24
yankees skier
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I didn't see the "as soon as I get to the next level of candy crush" on the list. chuckle.gif

Biere.
07-25-2014, 12:33 AM #25
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-24-2014, 06:32 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(07-24-2014, 05:30 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-24-2014, 04:49 PM)failboat Wrote:  that "i'm gross" thing doesn't count imo. i had sex with some really gross girls. fishy girls. girls that tasted like batteries. etc. etc.

i take whatever crosses the road. lol.gif

Batteries? scream.gif

lmao.gif

lick a battery. that metallic taste when electricity tingles your taste receptors. disgusting. chuckle.gif

I have licked batteries, but not women. I think what you're tasting is teh irony. Period.
07-25-2014, 12:49 AM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-24-2014, 11:54 PM)yankees Wrote:  I didn't see the "as soon as I get to the next level of candy crush" on the list. chuckle.gif

At least it's reward related chuckle.gif



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