(04-23-2016, 12:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote: Jesus and Moses were hanging out in Heaven when they got to discussing their mutual boredom.
Moses said, "Hey Jesus, you know what we haven't done in a while? Go down to Earth and perform some miracles." Jesus thought that was a swell idea, so the two hopped on a cloud and floated down to a metropolitan area. "What miracle would you like to perform first?" asked Moses.
"I think I'll walk on water," replied Jesus. "Last time I did that the people really went wild!" Jesus walked to the edge of a lake surrounded by hundreds of people, took a step onto the water...and sank. Confused, he stepped out of the water, tried again...and sank a second time. He turned to Moses and said, "I don't know what's wrong. Last time I did this it worked like a charm!" To which Moses replied, "Well Jesus, you have to remember: last time you did this you didn't have holes in your feet."
I find no humor at all in that at all !!!
What 7th Grade ? Humor me.