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04-23-2016, 01:04 PM #16
Ninelives I bite !!!
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(04-23-2016, 12:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Jesus and Moses were hanging out in Heaven when they got to discussing their mutual boredom.

Moses said, "Hey Jesus, you know what we haven't done in a while? Go down to Earth and perform some miracles." Jesus thought that was a swell idea, so the two hopped on a cloud and floated down to a metropolitan area. "What miracle would you like to perform first?" asked Moses.

"I think I'll walk on water," replied Jesus. "Last time I did that the people really went wild!" Jesus walked to the edge of a lake surrounded by hundreds of people, took a step onto the water...and sank. Confused, he stepped out of the water, tried again...and sank a second time. He turned to Moses and said, "I don't know what's wrong. Last time I did this it worked like a charm!" To which Moses replied, "Well Jesus, you have to remember: last time you did this you didn't have holes in your feet."

I find no humor at all in that at all !!!

What 7th Grade ? Humor me.

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04-23-2016, 01:13 PM #17
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yeah, that was kinda' lame.

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04-23-2016, 01:43 PM #18
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(04-23-2016, 12:28 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Blasphemous is my native American name. No biggie.
A lot of people don't know how to take Jesus he was the king of sarcasm.
For instance on the cross, when the thief ask for forgiveness, and he said
"I'll see you in my fathers kingdom" They left out the part where he rolled his eyes.

sorry boss!!
I sense you are not a very religious man ( or woman like me ??) but please we need to be sensitive to the religious feelings inherent in us humans .

but I was also like you puzzled why Jesus said to the thieves
( thieves??? I didn't think romans wasted the cost of crucifixion on thieves?? but only on political dissenters??)
anyhow, sorry for digressing, but Jesus did say to the big fat thief on his left...he said to him : verily verily I say unto thee that this very day ye shall be with me in Paradise.
so he tricked him.
because what did Jesus do instead??? he descended into HELL for 3 days.
go figure!!

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same trick that bush did to the saudi and saddam
saudi did 911 and bush invaded Irak.
and then Afghanistan to be sure.
go figure??
04-23-2016, 01:57 PM #19
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I truly believe in a creator, god, YHVH, or whatever you want to call her/him. I'd really love to know what Jesus actually said as the Gnostic gospels paint an entirely different picture than the The First Council of Nicaea's version.
The Gnostic gospels spell out an off world threat.
At any rate, I'm fine with religion, it's just not for me.
Indifference is my sword and apathy my shield. Should I burn in an everlasting fiery hell after death, I guess I had it coming.


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04-23-2016, 02:08 PM #20
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(04-23-2016, 01:58 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I truly believe in a creator, god, YHVH, or whatever you want to call her/him. I'd really love to know what Jesus actually said as the Gnostic gospels paint an entirely different picture than the The First Council of Nicaea's version.
The Gnostic gospels spell out an off world threat.
At any rate, I'm fine with religion, it's just not for me.
Indifference is my sword and apathy my shield. Should I burn in an everlasting fiery hell after death, I guess I had it coming.

sorry boss!!
but YHVH did not exist before Abraham did
Abraham created YHVH as an egregore to counteract the egregores of the greeks, romans, egyptians, sumerians, assyrians, phoenicians, et cetera et cetera

YHVH fought hard and cruelly against every other people
if Yahweh was the ONLY TRUE original god creator of the universe, then he would have been so worshiped by ALL humans,
but he wasn't
only Abraham and his people ever worshiped Jehovah

but that's ok>> boss...what about 17 saudi and 2 egyptians doing a 911 trick and bush ambushed saddam's Irak for punishment??

you think we sow what we reap?? or we reap what we sow?
had
04-23-2016, 02:36 PM #21
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-23-2016, 02:08 PM)CATHOLIC Wrote:  
(04-23-2016, 01:58 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I truly believe in a creator, god, YHVH, or whatever you want to call her/him. I'd really love to know what Jesus actually said as the Gnostic gospels paint an entirely different picture than the The First Council of Nicaea's version.
The Gnostic gospels spell out an off world threat.
At any rate, I'm fine with religion, it's just not for me.
Indifference is my sword and apathy my shield. Should I burn in an everlasting fiery hell after death, I guess I had it coming.

sorry boss!!
but YHVH did not exist before Abraham did
Abraham created YHVH as an egregore to counteract the egregores of the greeks, romans, egyptians, sumerians, assyrians, phoenicians, et cetera et cetera

YHVH fought hard and cruelly against every other people
if Yahweh was the ONLY TRUE original god creator of the universe, then he would have been so worshiped by ALL humans,
but he wasn't
only Abraham and his people ever worshiped Jehovah

but that's ok>> boss...what about 17 saudi and 2 egyptians doing a 911 trick and bush ambushed saddam's Irak for punishment??

you think we sow what we reap?? or we reap what we sow?
had

İmage
I wish I had a clue, but it's also obvious at the very least their was complacency on the part of the Bush admin.
When the military industrial complex is calling the shots you have to create enemies to keep yourself in business.

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04-23-2016, 02:58 PM #22
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(04-23-2016, 02:36 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-23-2016, 02:08 PM)CATHOLIC Wrote:  
(04-23-2016, 01:58 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I truly believe in a creator, god, YHVH, or whatever you want to call her/him. I'd really love to know what Jesus actually said as the Gnostic gospels paint an entirely different picture than the The First Council of Nicaea's version.
The Gnostic gospels spell out an off world threat.
At any rate, I'm fine with religion, it's just not for me.
Indifference is my sword and apathy my shield. Should I burn in an everlasting fiery hell after death, I guess I had it coming.
yes boss!!
very good business for some.
did you know boss that the Halli Halle Burt On charge $US 147.50 to supply a plastic toilet seat cover to afghanistan soldiers?
buy from China for $US 2.50 and voila' instant $US 145.00 profit just on 1 toilet seat.
good business. no wonder saudi wants a share.
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sorry boss!!
but YHVH did not exist before Abraham did
Abraham created YHVH as an egregore to counteract the egregores of the greeks, romans, egyptians, sumerians, assyrians, phoenicians, et cetera et cetera

YHVH fought hard and cruelly against every other people
if Yahweh was the ONLY TRUE original god creator of the universe, then he would have been so worshiped by ALL humans,
but he wasn't
only Abraham and his people ever worshiped Jehovah

but that's ok>> boss...what about 17 saudi and 2 egyptians doing a 911 trick and bush ambushed saddam's Irak for punishment??

you think we sow what we reap?? or we reap what we sow?
had

İmage
I wish I had a clue, but it's also obvious at the very least their was complacency on the part of the Bush admin.
When the military industrial complex is calling the shots you have to create enemies to keep yourself in business.
04-23-2016, 03:37 PM #23
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Like everything else the elite do, Afghanistan and Iraq were about resources. Not money. Why should they care about money. They already own all of it. They also wanted to keep the war going to destabilize the region and spawn the events that have led to the invasion of Europe. The goal of that is more war and population reduction.

And I thought the Jesus joke was pretty funny...

Everyone is free to believe as they wish. If you are happy then I am happy for you. I will reconsider my belief when even one piece of real evidence is found. And because I feel that way I am able to laugh at jokes like that. Remember, it's when we quit laughing at ourselves and take every too seriously that we become SJUWs and PC fascists looking for safe places.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-23-2016, 03:47 PM #24
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I got friends in safe spaces...

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04-23-2016, 04:27 PM #25
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-23-2016, 03:47 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I got friends in safe spaces...

Is that the modern sequel to the Garth Brooks song?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-23-2016, 05:44 PM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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