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Saudi clerics approve halal SEX SHOP in holy city of Mecca
04-22-2015, 11:27 AM #1
The Survivor Truthtard
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The shop will sell 18 "Islamically approved" products in the Saudi city of Mecca.

One cleric suggested it would improve "the sexual relationship between husband and wife".

It will be opened by Abdelaziz Aouragh, a Moroccan Muslim who also owns El Asira - the first online halal sex shop.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/5720...ics-Muslim

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04-22-2015, 12:04 PM #2
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04-22-2015, 12:46 PM #3
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Saudi clerics finally figured out they have c##ks with places to hide them inside ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa friggin allah must have giiven them the f###en scoop...

While setting themselves up to be dehumanized and demonized and tracked down and hunted and slaughtered by isis most likely...

Because we all know damn well how friggin upset and angry magnificently evil almighty imaginary allah gets about sexx shops but not about war and genocide...

Like wow damn what a human catastrophe organized religions have warped and twisted this fallen world into like what the f##k...
04-22-2015, 04:51 PM #4
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(04-22-2015, 12:46 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  Saudi clerics finally figured out they have c##ks with places to hide them inside ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa friggin allah must have giiven them the f###en scoop...

While setting themselves up to be dehumanized and demonized and tracked down and hunted and slaughtered by isis most likely...

Because we all know damn well how friggin upset and angry magnificently evil almighty imaginary allah gets about sexx shops but not about war and genocide...

Like wow damn what a human catastrophe organized religions have warped and twisted this fallen world into like what the f##k...

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04-22-2015, 04:53 PM #5
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04-22-2015, 05:04 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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dunno.gif we had a sex shop here and it was the xtian fundies that shut it down.
04-22-2015, 05:25 PM #7
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When our local sexx shop opened up around here, some of the pathetic ugly women in town were literally marching back and forth outside, yelling and chanting while carrying variously worded signs, while physically blocking the front door entrance, because they were sooooo damn friggin jealous and worried and frightened that their dominated boy friends and husbands might start feeding their cash into the adult store and not into their pocket books anymore, as i casually brushed them aside with a smile on my face and walked right in, while wondering why i never see any of them protesting against their children being sent to war...

04-23-2015, 01:34 AM #8
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(04-22-2015, 05:04 PM)Shadow Wrote:  dunno.gif we had a sex shop here and it was the xtian fundies that shut it down.

bloody christians.

my local area is full of sex shops, sex clubs, strippers and hookers. Christians have no say in oz.

burp.

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04-23-2015, 01:49 AM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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This time of year my pond is a sex club for ducks.
04-23-2015, 05:15 AM #10
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Until the gator comes back. chuckle.gif

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04-23-2015, 06:13 AM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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04-23-2015, 07:32 AM #12
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04-23-2015, 08:41 AM #13
White Ribbon call me
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(04-23-2015, 01:49 AM)Shadow Wrote:  This time of year my pond is a sex club for ducks.

sounds kinky..

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check out what duck pond is slang for.. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...=duck+pond

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04-23-2015, 03:18 PM #14
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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blink.gif No wonder you posted only the link lmao.gif
04-23-2015, 03:20 PM #15
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Never heard that one before.



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