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Scary clown wishes you a happy birthday...by stalking you!
05-08-2012, 06:27 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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A man has set up a business in Switzerland where he gets paid to dress as an evil clown to stalk and scare kids on their birthdays -- and he's getting paid by their own parents!

He follows them when they're not home or at school, and sends them scary text messages, prank phone calls, and conducts other nefarious deeds.

One of the more lighthearted deeds involves throwing pies at the faces of kids. As a way to sweeten the deal, he says he gives the kid a free pie if they dodge he throw.

http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/se...e=10107754

İmage

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05-08-2012, 06:32 PM #2
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If I see a clown like that this week. It's going down!

.... Would probably run away like a little girl.chuckle.gif
05-08-2012, 06:41 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That shït would haunt me for the rest of my life.

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05-08-2012, 08:56 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I see a career change in his future.

He is going to stalk a kid like I was and the hunter would become the prey. He is gonna get hurt.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-08-2012, 08:59 PM #5
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Kreeper the Klown Hunter chuckle.gif Next on Fox!
05-08-2012, 09:03 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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lmao.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-08-2012, 09:05 PM #7
yankees skier
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ah, the Mother In-law clown. I know it well.uhoh.gif

Biere.
05-08-2012, 09:31 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Does she throw pies at you? damned.gif
05-08-2012, 09:46 PM #9
yankees skier
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(05-08-2012, 09:31 PM)Octo Wrote:  Does she throw pies at you? damned.gif


No, just fire and brimstone from her mouth.

Biere.
05-08-2012, 09:49 PM #10
Adde Member
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lmao.gif that's about all mother in laws are good for.
05-08-2012, 09:51 PM #11
yankees skier
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(05-08-2012, 09:49 PM)Miss Mysery Wrote:  lmao.gif that's about all mother in laws are good for.



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Biere.
05-08-2012, 09:56 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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(05-08-2012, 09:46 PM)yankees Wrote:  
(05-08-2012, 09:31 PM)Octo Wrote:  Does she throw pies at you? damned.gif


No, just fire and brimstone from her mouth.


That's worse than pies...Much worse damned.gif rofl.gif


The in-laws? uhoh.gif

İmage

05-08-2012, 10:01 PM #13
yankees skier
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rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

Biere.



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