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Scientists have gottent together and have decided that man had come a long way and no longer need God
02-02-2014, 05:55 AM #1
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One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"

But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"

lmao.gif made me lol
02-02-2014, 05:57 AM #2
The Survivor Truthtard
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Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


02-02-2014, 06:39 AM #3
j browsing Member
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"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
02-02-2014, 09:08 AM #4
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(02-02-2014, 05:57 AM)NODOOM Wrote:  lmao.gifcheers.gif

Thats funny IDC who you are 37.gif
02-02-2014, 02:16 PM #5
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02-03-2014, 05:31 PM #6
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02-03-2014, 06:13 PM #7
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02-05-2014, 04:18 AM #8
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
Just make sure you dont piss off God or those that do wont be allowed in heaven, makes sense, so why do they do it anyway?
02-05-2014, 04:23 AM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif That's pretty good if you believe in a God who's only been around some 2,000 years when the planet is billions of years old. Maybe God bought the dirt? Maybe God is a banker. 13.gif
02-05-2014, 05:37 AM #10
オタマジャクシ Member
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Are these the same guys that say it is getting warmer and that the Chinese say can't homogenize data properly?

02-07-2014, 07:58 AM #11
White Ribbon call me
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some newbie freak to "the church" has given our address as his address so we are now getting mail preaching crapola.. grrrr.. they must spent a fortune on these "magazines".. there is now a solo auditing course.. yep, thats right folks.. you too can now become a solo auditor.. looks like China is their new target, judging from this booklet i am reading.. god help them.. 13.gif
02-07-2014, 08:12 AM #12
Softy Incognito Anonymous
(02-07-2014, 07:58 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  looks like China is their new target, judging from this booklet i am reading.. god help them.. 13.gif

the Christians or the Chinese???

02-07-2014, 08:31 AM #13
Softy Incognito Anonymous
So I worked with a bunch of Russian,,,German,,,PHDs,,,

one was a Muslim from Kazakhstan,,,after a few days I noticed

he looked tired and had not changed his clothes,,,reluctantly he told

me he had not been home all week and was living at work,,,

they often worked long hours but this was crazy,,,and he needed

a shower,,,I asked him what was going on,,,he was a friend kinda,,,

but didn't want to tell me,,,said he was afraid to go home,,,

well,,,I kept bugging him,,,and bugging him,,,and finally he told me,,,

"the Christians are after me",,,I am all like "what???",,,

then he showed me one of those AWAKE things that the

Jehovah's Witnesses stick in your door,,,he had gone home to find

one in his door,,,returned to work,,,and had not left since...


02-07-2014, 08:46 AM #14
White Ribbon call me
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(02-07-2014, 08:12 AM)Softy Wrote:  
(02-07-2014, 07:58 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  looks like China is their new target, judging from this booklet i am reading.. god help them.. 13.gif

the Christians or the Chinese???



um, the choiineese.. they are moving into the rice fields, cause none of us are buying what they are selling..

02-07-2014, 09:43 AM #15
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Well,,,they should move into some of them Ghost cities they got,,,

hear tell there is lots of room for all of them there...




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