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Scientists have gottent together and have decided that man had come a long way and no longer need God
02-07-2014, 09:54 AM #16
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(02-07-2014, 08:31 AM)Softy Wrote:  So I worked with a bunch of Russian,,,German,,,PHDs,,,

one was a Muslim from Kazakhstan,,,after a few days I noticed

he looked tired and had not changed his clothes,,,reluctantly he told

me he had not been home all week and was living at work,,,

they often worked long hours but this was crazy,,,and he needed

a shower,,,I asked him what was going on,,,he was a friend kinda,,,

but didn't want to tell me,,,said he was afraid to go home,,,

well,,,I kept bugging him,,,and bugging him,,,and finally he told me,,,

"the Christians are after me",,,I am all like "what???",,,

then he showed me one of those AWAKE things that the

Jehovah's Witnesses stick in your door,,,he had gone home to find

one in his door,,,returned to work,,,and had not left since...

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(:X

I might go to hades for this but if you ever wanna piss someone off you can mormon bomb them........just sign them up for a free book of mormon and have it delivered by missionaries free of charge chuckle.gif

http://mormon.org/free-book-of-mormon
02-07-2014, 10:07 AM #17
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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02-08-2014, 10:04 AM #18
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(02-05-2014, 04:23 AM)Shadow Wrote:  chuckle.gif That's pretty good if you believe in a God who's only been around some 2,000 years when the planet is billions of years old. Maybe God bought the dirt? Maybe God is a banker. 13.gif

God is 2,000 years old? As Johnny Carson used to say, "I DID not KNOW that!"

Maybe you were at his birthday party or somethin' and counted the candles?

Pray for me. hug.gif



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