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12-24-2017, 11:48 PM #1
nobody Member
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I stole this from another website...

Question of a master to his disciples:
___ "How do you know the night is over and it's daylight? "

A disciple answered:
___ "When you see a person from a distance, you can discern whether it is a man or a woman. "

But the master refused the answer with a nod.

Another aspirant says:
___ "When you see a tree and see if it is a mango tree or an apple tree. "

But this answer proved just as incorrect.

The master smiles and says:
___ "When you see in every man a brother and in every woman a sister, it is the end of the night and the beginning of the day.
Until then, even if the sun illuminates the earth in the middle of the day, it is night and you are in darkness. "

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 Nobody, Has a need to know about anything!
12-25-2017, 12:46 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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cool deal
12-25-2017, 03:18 AM #3
Accidental Stoner Member
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Merry Christmas, 1 and All! wave.gif beercheer.gif yay.gif cheers.gif yay.gif beercheer.gif wave.gif

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Had a fun night downtown...aulde acquaintances back home for the holidays.

Drunk and stoned chuckle.gif
but not disorderly.

All is well, in the best of worlds.

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12-25-2017, 03:53 AM #4
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12-28-2017, 10:16 PM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Meanwhile , Back in St. Louis ,,

a small Rodent attempts to cross the Road , enter a curbside drain ,
and sleep for the Night .

A Beer Truck Turns into the Road ,, grazes the Rodent's Ass with a Rear Tire .

The Rodent is heard to utter his First Word ever .

" Ta Da ! "

Absorption is Born of that Word .
12-29-2017, 12:31 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,650 Threads:1,593 Joined:Feb 2011
sEASONAL gREETINGS!!!

iN cAPS!!!

I have the whole week off and I have amazed myself at my sleeping skills. I'm basically hibernating, only I'm waking up to eat, drink and be merry.
12-29-2017, 03:47 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,601 Threads:242 Joined:Feb 2011
If Relevancy was a constant requirement of my residency here upon this 3rd Stone from a Star ,,

I'd of been ejected from it at Birth .

I have never owned the desire to follow any other persons Lineal Directives .

if they must maintain a strict adherence to the Mundane , Then their unrealistic expectations that
folks of my demeanor will follow their path with them , is ridiculously absurd .

From this Hippies Dance Floor , The Cynical are banned .

One must flow with whatever Key their Harmony is tuned into .

I am just me , flawed and damaged , I excuse myself not .
12-29-2017, 09:31 PM #8
Meh Member
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(12-24-2017, 11:48 PM)nobody Wrote:  I stole this from another website...

Question of a master to his disciples:
___ "How do you know the night is over and it's daylight? "

A disciple answered:
___ "When you see a person from a distance, you can discern whether it is a man or a woman. "

But the master refused the answer with a nod.

Another aspirant says:
___ "When you see a tree and see if it is a mango tree or an apple tree. "

But this answer proved just as incorrect.

The master smiles and says:
___ "When you see in every man a brother and in every woman a sister, it is the end of the night and the beginning of the day.
Until then, even if the sun illuminates the earth in the middle of the day, it is night and you are in darkness. "

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12-29-2017, 10:19 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,601 Threads:242 Joined:Feb 2011
I need a Nap


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12-29-2017, 10:47 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,650 Threads:1,593 Joined:Feb 2011
I've napped so hard over the holidays. One day I got up around midday, had a cup of strong espresso, then laid down on the couch and took a 2 hour nap.

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