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Seventy ancient metal books found in cave in Jordan
03-31-2011, 06:30 PM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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rofl.gif i'd better stop now,,
the joke is getting too long

Octo, i was making it uphug.gif
heh heh

On and on i could go, fiction is fun,,,, but sometimes,, people take me far too seriously
and run off and make movies out of what i write as satire or fiction.gaah.gif

At the best, these plates may be just another FAKE,,,
fuckin' Mormons,,, they're everywhere.


Rog' funny guy,,, Rog' make fun,,,
Rog' make fun longtime,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT NOT TOOO LOOOOONGtime.gif

03-31-2011, 07:30 PM #17
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif well I wouldn't have questioned your logic if I thought you were right. hug.gif

03-31-2011, 07:41 PM #18
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif Oh well Rog', even if it was a spoof, they do seem as if they could have been used in some type of printing press, and it's actually quite a logical conclusion.

Like I said, maybe even obvious.

Your joke was still better than suggesting that these are the seals from the book of Revelation. 37.gif

That is irresponsible horse hockey on the part of the media, don't think the "I cant think for myself" Christians are not sheep tweaked in the skull bad enough about the APPARENT apocalypse with no rapture, no Antichrist and no returning Jesus in a cloud of glory.

Whatever the fuck glory is blink.gif I've heard of glory holes, perhaps they may be related.

I'm sure some cult members have their sacred undergarments in a veritable wad over this Japan disaster, but they will drag something out of the Burrows Cave that will be like 'See, told you so' drinking.gif


03-31-2011, 07:46 PM #19
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heh heh
i recall someone once posted a photo of a dead Ibex in a cave and the caption stated that the cave was in france and loaded with artifacts.

The Ibex had been crushed to death by a rockfall....

heh heh,,, Funny, Ibex are a large Antelope type animal,,, found in Africa and, some were imported to White Sands New Mexico by a Rancher who like to Hunt them.

The Ibex, is NOT found in France.

the OP of that thread was spinning some Yarn.
I jumped in and Spun that story around the OP's Head.

The OP, took all the info i wrote,,, went out into the desert and started looking for big rocks everywhere that may have a shape or carving on them,,, trying to find and follow trail markers
that were not even there,,,

he sent me over 2 dozen photo's of rocks he thought would be trail markers.


Though the Guy was a CON-MAN and deserved to be led astray,,,

he got too serious in the quest,,,, and i had to stop him with telling him i was making it all up.

I did not receive a NICE email back from him.

heh heh,,,
But, people were plagiarizing my post on the Net,,, AND HE WAS ONE OF THEM!

He would charge people $5 to enter his webpage,,, QUOTE: to get the REAL secrets
of Treasure Hunting. almost everything in his webpage was post of mine from a Forum.

He lives up near Shadow somewhere.

heh heh,, the fucker.
03-31-2011, 07:57 PM #20
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He deserves a İmage facepalm


03-31-2011, 08:36 PM #21
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Funnier, was the poster that used : FBI,,, as his handle,, remember that from the atspace web?

I fucked with that moron hard.

here is a funny situation going on currently here in Portland
There is this HUGE Over the Scales Obese Female Barrista at a Starbucks
Cops here, get her to repeat everything i say to her

Like ,,, if i say,,, Michelle, you know what really infuriates me,,,
asswipes that walk up to me out there on the sidewalk and ask me for a Cig'.

She relayed that to these local grunts'''

a couple days later,,, i was sitting there at the table at starbucks,,, across the street,
i saw a cop in civies, with a mug for a companion,,,
i knew what was coming, so i prepared for it,,,
they cross the street and as they get within a few feet f me, the cop points from the hip at me and states: that's him.

They were walking side by side, the plain cloths keeps walking

his snitch bunny stops and in hostile tone,, Hey man, give me a Cig'

I ignore him and turn my head
he ask,, is that your smoke in the ashtray? cause i'm gonna jack it.

again , i ignore him, he takes the Cig Butt ( which was not mine) and ask for a light,,,

heh heh,,, again i ignore him,,,
he walks over to a lady at the next table and states : Do you have a light,,
she hands him a lighter,,,

he states,,, Thank you, your not like that asshole over there.

I get up and go inside Starbucks and grin at Michelle who was staring at the scene like we were her favorite daytime TV drama and she had helped create it.

The little fucker trotted away to report to the Cop who brought him down to Harrass me,,,
that it did not work.

This, is one of many attempted entrapment's that go on every other day.

The Jaba the Hut offspring Barrista,,, Michelle, has no clue that i have been on to her
helping the cops harass me for months.

You gotta wonder,,, what MORON, would allow themselves to be used as a tool for corrupt cop activity,,,
I mean,,, what the FUCK kinda of Charge do they get out of that shit?

Must live some bored ass life. I think it gives them mental Orgasims to think they are getting to FUCK with a person,,, and they can get away with it.

What is really a sick thought.. this TOO FAT TO FUCK LESBO DIKE,,, heh heh
really gets off on harassing MEN.

Oh well, sickness is all over the Map,,,
whatever shall we do?lol.gif

Point is though,,, the plates of this thread, though possibly real,,,,
most likely Fake,,,
The small DRAMA in the story
the 5 years since discovery before they let out the news.
the drama of a guy hoarding them


03-31-2011, 08:53 PM #22
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Sounds like here, there are no real crimes.

The police wont mess with the speed freaks or the gypsies.

The speed freaks have guns and the cops leave them alone because they are fucking chickenshit.

Ditto for half the Rama here, and the other half are permitted to sell poisons like soap bar hash to kids.

The chickenshits let the dealers slide, and instead harass the stupid ass pimple faced moron kid that bought that piece of rubber tire and attempted to smoke it.

These poor kids wouldn't know what decent hash even looks or smells like, most have never been out of town, let alone Amsterdam, Spain or the States back in the late 70's and early 80's, and are probably going to die of lung cancer by age 30.

It's amazing what passes for law enforcement these days. 37.gif


04-03-2011, 07:30 PM #23
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The image is eerily familiar: a bearded young man with flowing curly hair. After lying for nearly 2,000 years hidden in a cave in the Holy Land, the fine detail is difficult to determine. But in a certain light it is not difficult to interpret the marks around the figure’s brow as a crown of thorns.

The extraordinary picture of one of the recently discovered hoard of up to 70 lead codices – booklets – found in a cave in the hills overlooking the Sea of Galilee is one reason Bible historians are clamouring to get their hands on the ancient artefacts.
If genuine, this could be the first-ever portrait of Jesus Christ, possibly even created in the lifetime of those who knew him.

Astonishingly, one of the booklets appears to bear the words ‘Saviour of Israel’ – one of the few phrases so far translated.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1ITi66UZS

damned.gif This is quite surprising. If not forged I may have to rethink a few things. mormons.gif rofl.gif


04-03-2011, 07:41 PM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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The tiny booklet, a little smaller than a modern credit card, is sealed on all sides and has a three-dimensional representation of a human head on both the front and the back. One appears to have a beard and the other is without. Even the maker’s fingerprint can be seen in the lead impression. Beneath both figures is a line of as-yet undeciphered text in an ancient Hebrew script.

04-03-2011, 08:13 PM #25
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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On C2C last night was some Geek who had went there and studied these,,,

Boy, what a Rap that sucker had.

Funny to me, is the thought : Living in a Cave in the Desert,,, sure leaves a lot of time
on your hands.

Like a Monk, one must either sit and think, stand and think,,,


Grab material and start to scribble on it.

can you imagine the Liver on this person?
Handling LEAD,,, ?

that much LEAD and for that long.

No Savior gonna save that Liver from lead poisoning.

Fanatics always bemused my ass.

Fuckers will Burn Women at the stake,,,, go into their little Church,,,

and pray for their own souls to be saved.

and come out,,,, looking for another Victim to Roast.

As nuts as a Snickers
and yet,,,
believe they are the only SANE bastards to have ever squat and shit a fudge biscuit.

UNSEAL THE BOOKS,,, AND THE WORLD ENDS!!!!!panic.gifpanic.gifpanic.gifpanic.gifpanic.gifpanic.gif

WAIT,,,, DO NOT OPEN THEM UNTIL 12-21-2012,,, that way,,
heh heh,,
even the Mayans will have it right.

fuckin' people man.

here is some old lead plates,,, and NOW,,,, these fuckers will be PREACHING this shit
and the Faithful will be blabbering away again,,,

FUCK,,, just about had them shut the fuck up.
Now,,,, here comes some more ammo for them to PREACH SHIT again.
04-03-2011, 08:27 PM #26
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:FUCK,,, just about had them shut the fuck up.
Now,,,, here comes some more ammo for them to PREACH SHIT again.
37.gif Yup, the war of control and distraction never ends. People began to focus on real problems, the way the banks were fucking us, nuclear disaster, what the hell is the west doing in Libya and ...



04-03-2011, 08:52 PM #27
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif you're probably right JR. They found these things years ago and not before now whip them out 13.gif
04-03-2011, 10:31 PM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:They are the British couple at the centre of the gripping revelation that has exhilarated Biblical scholars and historians alike: the discovery of 70 ancient lead and copper sealed books, bound with wire, whose pages could be contemporary accounts of the final years of Jesus' life.

David Elkington, 49, a religious author, and his wife Jennifer revealed that the codices had been found in a remote cave in eastern Jordan - a region to which it's believed early Christians fled after the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem.
''We are now working with the Jordanian authorities to repatriate the artefacts,'' they announced four days ago. And then the couple promptly disappeared.
A tirade of vicious death threats, they claimed, had left them fearful for their safety and they retreated to a remote rent farmhouse in Gloucestershire where, last week, The Sunday Telegraph tracked them down.

But though he insists his only motive is to protect the 2,000-year-old texts, Mr Elkington does have one other rather timely and co-incidental involvement with the treasure trove that has so excited academics: on Monday April 11 his agent, Johnathan Lloyd from Curtis Brown, will be trying to find a publisher for a book the couple have written on the codices, and their action packed efforts to protect them, at the prestigious London Book Fair. The Elkingtons' insist Mr Lloyd has been ''holding off'' selling their manuscript until they had made their news announcement of the discovery, ''not the other way round.''
According to Mrs Elkington: ''We made the news announcement now, as there was a very real threat that Hassan Saeda and his cohorts would sell the codices on the black market very soon. The fact that London Book Fair happens to be in a few weeks time is pure co-incidence. Convenient, albeit not necessary, to sell the book. We have never been motivated by commercial means, although acknowledge that, like everyone else, we have to make a living and we have a story to tell that hopefully the public will appreciate.''
Whether the artifacts prove to be authentic is anyone's guess at the moment. That the Elkingtons' have ''a story to tell'' is most certainly true. And one that Indiana Jones fans will definitely appreciate. Should it come to a cinema near you.


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04-03-2011, 10:33 PM #29
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>>>We have never been motivated by commercial means<<<

sums up what they are about.
04-04-2011, 01:09 AM #30
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Quote Octo: " Book Pimp "

cheers.gif Book Pimp it is.

and who the fuck gets the Movie rights?



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