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Shape-Shifting Jesus Described in Ancient Egyptian Text - and People Say There is no Historical Evidence He Existed...
06-21-2013, 12:57 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:A newly deciphered Egyptian text, dating back almost 1,200 years, tells part of the crucifixion story of Jesus with apocryphal plot twists, some of which have never been seen before.

Written in the Coptic language, the ancient text tells of Pontius Pilate, the judge who authorized Jesus' crucifixion, having dinner with Jesus before his crucifixion and offering to sacrifice his own son in the place of Jesus. It also explains why Judas used a kiss, specifically, to betray Jesus — because Jesus had the ability to change shape, according to the text — and it puts the day of the arrest of Jesus on Tuesday evening rather than Thursday evening, something that contravenes the Easter timeline.

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Quote:"Without further ado, Pilate prepared a table and he ate with Jesus on the fifth day of the week. And Jesus blessed Pilate and his whole house," reads part of the text in translation. Pilate later tells Jesus, "well then, behold, the night has come, rise and withdraw, and when the morning comes and they accuse me because of you, I shall give them the only son I have so that they can kill him in your place." [Who Was Jesus, the Man?]

In the text, Jesus comforts him, saying, "Oh Pilate, you have been deemed worthy of a great grace because you have shown a good disposition to me." Jesus also showed Pilate that he can escape if he chose to. "Pilate, then, looked at Jesus and, behold, he became incorporeal: He did not see him for a long time ..." the text read.

Pilate and his wife both have visions that night that show an eagle (representing Jesus) being killed.

In the Coptic and Ethiopian churches, Pilate is regarded as a saint, which explains the sympathetic portrayal in the text, van den Broek writes.

The reason for Judas using a kiss

In the canonical bible the apostle Judas betrays Jesus in exchange for money by using a kiss to identify him leading to Jesus' arrest. This apocryphal tale explains that the reason Judas used a kiss, specifically, is because Jesus had the ability to change shape.

"Then the Jews said to Judas: How shall we arrest him (Jesus), for he does not have a single shape but his appearance changes. Sometimes he is ruddy, sometimes he is white, sometimes he is red, sometimes he is wheat coloured, sometimes he is pallid like ascetics, sometimes he is a youth, sometimes an old man ..." This leads Judas to suggest using a kiss as a means to identify him. If Judas had given the arresters a description of Jesus he could have changed shape. By kissing Jesus Judas tells the people exactly who he is.
Read more: news.discovery.com

Evidence for his existence, aside from the Biblical account - has finally been uncovered and surprise of surprises; the account reads like a 2,000 year old David Icke conspiracy.

Most, who have delved into all this; realize there is plenty we do not know about his life. For example, the gnostic gospels were completely removed from the standard Biblical canon of all major religions. The Catholic Bible has 7 more books than does the Protestant, and contain some pretty wild accounts - to the point of painting him as somewhat devious as a child.

The final descriptions and accounts of his existence that were included in the canon are a retelling of the Egyptian god Horus and amount to mythological plagiarism.

The only thing we do know for certain, is that we know very little of the true account.


06-21-2013, 02:31 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Wow! That's certainly interesting... damned.gif

Good find JR.
06-21-2013, 03:20 PM #3
Ruby Wolf Member
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A lot of biblical events were stolen from previous history...

Much of the bible is a work of fiction...

So why wouldnt most of its characters also be fictional...

Shape shifting reptilians wearing super advanced holographic disguises...

Appearing to our eyes within our visible spectrum as jesus christ...

Evil aliens manipulating and controlling and killing the earth bound sheeple...
06-21-2013, 03:21 PM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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If Pilot's son was indeed crucified in Jesus' place, then that might explain why they heard him utter 'Father, why have you forsaken me'.

Why would Jesus allow another to be murdered in his place?
06-22-2013, 07:04 AM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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This is important...why isn't anyone commenting? 13.gif
06-22-2013, 07:08 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yeah I've said those exact words without paraphrasing to Octo since posting this. I guess upsetting the paradigm leaves people speechless.


06-22-2013, 07:17 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-22-2013, 07:04 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  This is important...why isn't anyone commenting? 13.gif

Because they're utterly drunk coffeetime.gif

Those bastards!
06-22-2013, 07:33 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(06-21-2013, 03:21 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  If Pilot's son was indeed crucified in Jesus' place, then that might explain why they heard him utter 'Father, why have you forsaken me'.

Why would Jesus allow another to be murdered in his place?

Now I understand how he escaped to go to France with Mary Magdalene and their daughter Sarah who's bloodline became that of the Merovingian's.
To be a rabbi, one must be married. In the Gnostic gospels his disciples refereed to him as Rabbi Yeshua ben Yosef.
I suppose the reason Christians have not touched this is it goes against everything they blindly believe in despite the first historical evidence to the contrary.


06-22-2013, 07:52 AM #9
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Did Jesus put himself above Pilot's son and allow him to be put to death to save his own skin?
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06-22-2013, 12:08 PM #10
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...because the story of "Jesus" is the story of tammuz.

There was a historical "jesus" who was named Yeshua (Joshua) who most people are referring to when they say "jesus", but he wasn't "God" he just had powerful friends of the "djinn" persuasion. True shem walk with "djinn" whether they know it or not; it is not an relationship initiated by humans. "Djinn" (at least certain ones) are the guardians of the line.
06-22-2013, 03:08 PM #11
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spock.gif Tell me more... I'm all ears.


06-22-2013, 07:25 PM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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manipulation for a personal cause , has caused personal
manipulation .

Obvious is that even the Sacred is not Sacred to some .

When the silk entered Rome by Marco Polo ,
The Pimps of the Vatican changed another text ,,, and as various new
items became known ,,,,
they changed those text further .

Appease a people with fiction if you must , appease them not with truth ,
for ,,,
when you are hiding truth ,,,
and it is found out ,,,

the people are not appeased but rather they become blood thirsty
for your head .

The Madness of a crowd must be first secured with a fairy tale to
calm them ,,,

whatever works is what is applied to their heads .

You see it today all around you in life .

The Earth was flat until proven round

some were burned at the stake by saying it was round

such is the Madness of the Crowd

such is the power of control over the mad crowd when ignorance is
applied to control them .

dumb them down
make them fear
give them a national pride to coax them together

you have a loyal Gang of Rats .

simple effective machinery
06-22-2013, 07:55 PM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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the Aztec

The Volcano would rumble

a Virgin would be brought up to the Dolmen
and laid upon it.
her heart would be cut out and offered up to the
Dragon ( God ) in the Volcano .


in the U.S.A.

The dragon is now the Muslims

Two towers are brought down
The Dragon has roared

The new MONSTER for the dumb down gang of rats
to hate and fear

the gang of stupid rats wage war enthusiastically to ward
off the Monster

The dumb down rats give up simple dear rights easily now .


again the U.S.A.

Prohibition has ended

the New Federal agency created to control the masses who drank

now need a new monster to chase or they have no
reason to exist

J. Edgar Hoover will be out of a Job

Marijuana becomes the new Monster

Flyers are passed around down in the south
where hate Filled Southern Baptist rule

The flyers state that Young White Girls in New York City are
screwing black men because they have smoked weed

The south is in an uproar

They pass Marijuna laws with heavy prison time for the offense
of harboring a weed

Pulp Prices go up for News Papers
lumber takes a new high price

people are imprisoned for a weed that grows wild

the Ignorance of the Rats control lives of the
innocent people

You as an American have three things I do not have

all three of them are FALSE
yet you believe in them with all your might

1. God of your Bible as interpreted by silk wearing pimps

2. a Government of the people by the people , for the people

( it is obvious that it is NOT )

3. A Country , define the term Country
The U.S is not a fit for the definition .

I will not trust the three
I will not have those as my reality
I will never support those
I will NOT be dumb enough to become
a Rat for them .

as an American of the U.S.
You also THINK in a way I will never think in .

It is because I can think for myself
that i follow my own decree to not be dumb down
and used as a Rat in a Gang .
06-23-2013, 01:57 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif Everything being passed on by word of mouth, the story got retold who knows how many times and altered in so many ways before ever being written that it's a real leap of faith (so to speak) to buy it hook line and sinker.
Not to mention a lot of it was never intended to be taken literately.




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