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Sheep dogs
11-22-2014, 03:46 AM #1
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
This is such a dumb joke but I laughed a lot...

Victoria's Secret is introducing a new line of brassieres called 'sheep dogs'

It'll round 'em up and point 'em in the right direction.
11-22-2014, 03:47 AM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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That was funny, and it's not just the wine talking.
11-22-2014, 03:49 AM #3
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
chuckle.gif wine.gif
11-22-2014, 03:59 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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11-22-2014, 04:06 AM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Hey Octo, what's up with your homemade brew?
11-22-2014, 04:31 AM #6
nobody Incognito Anonymous
11-22-2014, 07:25 AM #7
ocker1 Member
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do they NIP-ple at the HEELS
11-22-2014, 01:55 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-22-2014, 04:06 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Hey Octo, what's up with your homemade brew?

I don't have any is what's up 13.gif
11-25-2014, 12:07 PM #9
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
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An Arab was washed up on the shore of a desert island after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him Looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Arab.

Soon he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it, but the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the Arab man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Arab man had ever seen without Burkha.

She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Arab started to get 'those feelings' and thanked Allah for bestowing the moment to satisfy his carnal desire.

He cuddled up close to the young woman and whispered in her ear, “Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”
11-25-2014, 12:13 PM #10
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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11-25-2014, 12:14 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Hey ya' whaler! It's been a while, hope all's going good! hi5.gif

11-25-2014, 12:19 PM #12
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
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beercheer.gif Hey JR. things are looking up, finally got a bit of snow maybe more on the way this week
11-25-2014, 12:30 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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cheers.gif Raining here and above zero. It's been a strange back and forth weather pattern this fall, usually when it drops to freezing it stays like that until March.

11-25-2014, 01:11 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Hi whaler cheers.gif
11-25-2014, 04:02 PM #15
Accidental Stoner Member
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hate crime, whaler! 13.gif



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