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Smart mattress lets you know if your partner is cheating
04-16-2016, 06:54 PM #1
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'A Spanish company has created a hi-tech mattress intended to tell the buyer whether their partner is being unfaithful in the conjugal bed when left alone at home.'


"You can’t imagine the tests we have done to make sure the system works correctly”

“If it detects suspicious activity regarding time of use, frequency, intensity or speed, it sends a notification to the phone terminal with which it is linked," said Iván Miranda.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/...-cheating/

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04-16-2016, 07:36 PM #2
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04-16-2016, 07:37 PM #3
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i know lol..

so what are ppl gonna do then.. buy a new mattress on the sly?

and who says affairs take place on the bed at home?

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04-16-2016, 07:44 PM #4
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I'd say the relationship is pretty much over anyway if you feel a need for this mattress
04-16-2016, 07:48 PM #5
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yeah thats for sure.

anyone that worried about it should just move on lol

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04-16-2016, 09:47 PM #6
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I told her I don't cheat. I always start at the same time she does. If she can't finish before me then that is her fault for being so slow.

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04-16-2016, 10:12 PM #7
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(04-16-2016, 09:47 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I told her I don't cheat. I always start at the same time she does. If she can't finish before me then that is her fault for being so slow.

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did you at least give her a name yet..?

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04-16-2016, 10:15 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-16-2016, 10:12 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(04-16-2016, 09:47 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I told her I don't cheat. I always start at the same time she does. If she can't finish before me then that is her fault for being so slow.

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did you at least give her a name yet..?

Oh, not her. She never complains. I meant my wife. She's such a slow poke...

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04-16-2016, 10:27 PM #9
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well maybe she needs to start sooner without ya.

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04-17-2016, 12:09 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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I just came to think of what sort of alerts this mattress would set of if our dog was sleeping on it when thunder hits, He shakes so bad it wakes me up from a dead sleep 13.gif
04-17-2016, 06:25 PM #11
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well that would be annoying..
i'd be implementing a no dogs on bed rule for sure.

probably why i dont have a dog. well. one reason.
lol

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