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Snake in My Pit
06-21-2018, 02:07 PM #16
Elijah Incognito Anonymous
(06-20-2018, 02:27 PM)Octo Wrote:  So.... what type of snake was it?

It was penus i thought i would be banned again My friend as almost as a small just like me
06-21-2018, 02:13 PM #17
Octo Mother Superior
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Fear not, we won't ban you because of your small penus
06-21-2018, 03:04 PM #18
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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It's all hype any way. You've been duped Elijah.

Quote:Only 55 percent of men are satisfied with the penis nature gave them. Now British scientists are trying to persuade men suffering from penis anxiety not to worry, saying most men afflicted by "small penis syndrome" actually have average-sized members.

06-21-2018, 10:28 PM #19
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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(06-21-2018, 12:36 PM)Strigoi Wrote:  
(06-21-2018, 02:14 AM)Team Uzi Wrote:  İmage

lol.gif  I know a woman who looks exactly like that.


Yes, she kinda reminds me of a neighbor I had briefly while living in Florida.


06-21-2018, 10:31 PM #20
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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(06-21-2018, 02:13 PM)Octo Wrote:  Fear not, we won't ban you because of your small penus

It's not the size of the unit , but the endurance and life expectancy of the batteries! LOL

06-21-2018, 11:34 PM #21
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If you put the energizer bunny's batteries in backwards, he keeps cuming and cuming 37.gif
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06-22-2018, 12:35 AM #22
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
That's a hilarious observation  rofl.gif
06-22-2018, 03:19 AM #23
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(06-19-2018, 09:39 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(06-19-2018, 07:27 PM)Octo Wrote:  I've had snakes down my pit many times  coffeetime.gif



You, sir, have won the internet today.

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
06-22-2018, 03:31 AM #24
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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It's a gift

06-22-2018, 03:42 PM #25
Elijah Incognito Anonymous
My penus looks huge now i did shave all my hairy bush! wave.gif
06-22-2018, 06:09 PM #26
Meh Member
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How wonderful of you to share that.
06-22-2018, 06:18 PM #27
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(06-22-2018, 03:42 PM)Elijah Wrote:  My penus looks huge now i did shave all my hairy bush!  wave.gif

Men who brag about the size of their penus usually have a tiny one.


I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971



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