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Snuggling and kissing kittens could actually kill you, scientists have warned
09-19-2016, 01:15 PM #1
NODOOM Truthtard
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It’s Monday morning, the weather’s just turned cold, David Bowie is still dead – and now we’re not allowed to cuddle kittens.

Remind us, when are the spaceships leaving for Proxima Centauri? We’re getting tired of this planet.

Killjoy doctors from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention conducted a large-scale survey of the cat-borne bacterial disease cat scratch fever – and found that serious complications are more common than thought.

They now advise people to wash their hands after touching cats – and to use flea control methods where possible.

‘The scope and impact of the disease is a little bit larger than we thought,’ says Dr. Christina Nelson of the CDC.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/19/snuggling-...to=twitter

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09-19-2016, 01:49 PM #2
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(09-19-2016, 01:46 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  I'm cuddling and kissing my kitten as I read this..

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09-19-2016, 02:45 PM #3
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I've been cuddling and kissing kittens throughout all my life (now 60 years old) and I never caught any disease, nor have I heard of any other cat cuddler getting any disease.

I will reserve judgement on this one.

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09-19-2016, 09:31 PM #4
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Damn.

I knew I shouldn't have..!





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Love kittehs, love puppehs!

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09-19-2016, 09:50 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

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09-19-2016, 10:15 PM #6
ohnobody Incognito Anonymous
 
Everyone knows if you touch the cat around the ears the chemical that's exuded will turn humans into slaves... DOH
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09-19-2016, 10:19 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,458 Threads:1,558 Joined:Feb 2011
I snort that stuff

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09-19-2016, 10:22 PM #8
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(09-19-2016, 10:15 PM)ohnobody Wrote:  Everyone knows if you touch the cat around the ears the chemical that's exuded will turn humans into slaves... DOH
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This is true!

I've seen it with my own eyes!
In the end, when the guy finally snapped out of it,
he had over 20 cats! They totally ran his life!

True story.
09-19-2016, 10:33 PM #9
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1st Woman: My cat thinks it's a chicken.
2nd Woman: Why don't you take it to the vet?
1st Woman: We need the eggs.

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