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So I was going to play Jesus in this movie...
11-12-2015, 04:39 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif I had this dream last night... I woke up with a chuckle.

In this dream I was told they were going to make a movie based on a script I had written a long time ago and they wanted me to play the lead role, lol. I was all yay, good times and telling JR about it in my dream. Apparently Jesus was also written into the script and they suggested I played this role too as it was a symbolic appearance and would fit really well. I said sure, why not. And went into some dressing room and saw a note with the name of my stunt actor written on it and her name was Pniah lmao.gif

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11-12-2015, 04:42 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Pniah. What a lovely name. It just rolls off the tongue. P & N work so well together. I love an onslaught of consonants. Perhaps we will all speak Bulgarian in the future.

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11-12-2015, 04:43 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Or Finnish fatman.gif
11-12-2015, 04:47 AM #4
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pekonijärvi

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11-12-2015, 04:48 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Pekonijärven Jeesus, now there's a movie hmm.gif
11-12-2015, 04:51 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This could have been a Zakk Tull thread. Didn't they ask him to play Jesus?
And I know it's true because Mason is licking his nuts and I'm watching them shape shift in real time.
Don't get behind those 8 balls.
oops Brittany Spears you did it again.

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11-12-2015, 04:57 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif

Well, it was funny because it was very realistic and a really big deal. The producer I know irl, she works for national tv so it was all very credible, but an incredibly huge production lmao.gif
11-12-2015, 01:39 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I want to play Raptor Jesus!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-12-2015, 01:54 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif You certainly have my permission, you'd make a fine one. Raptor Jesus would be an interesting character addition to the Walking Dead.

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11-12-2015, 02:15 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I think a better addition would be Trannysaurus Rex! Awesome, diverse and PC all at the same time!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-12-2015, 02:21 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif And fabulous!

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11-12-2015, 03:05 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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We're going to have to make this movie blonde.gif

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11-12-2015, 03:17 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

We are too late.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-12-2015, 03:30 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Hahahahaha. A GMO chicken pumped full of estrogen with implants is PC/SJW heaven. I look forward to sharing a restroom with them, and would welcome them as immigrants.

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11-12-2015, 04:31 PM #15
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with Jay as Mary Magdalene, I'd pay money to see that. rofl.gif



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