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So I was going to play Jesus in this movie...
11-12-2015, 04:39 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-12-2015, 04:48 AM)Octo Wrote:  Pekonijärven Jeesus, now there's a movie hmm.gif

Would that be something like a soft pron with lots of pekon? (blasphemers satanbitch.gif)
11-12-2015, 09:03 PM #17
Coolchick Member
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(11-12-2015, 04:39 AM)Octo Wrote:  lol.gif I had this dream last night... I woke up with a chuckle.

In this dream I was told they were going to make a movie based on a script I had written a long time ago and they wanted me to play the lead role, lol. I was all yay, good times and telling JR about it in my dream. Apparently Jesus was also written into the script and they suggested I played this role too as it was a symbolic appearance and would fit really well. I said sure, why not. And went into some dressing room and saw a note with the name of my stunt actor written on it and her name was Pniah lmao.gif

ffs lol.gif


Just Plain Nuts.
11-12-2015, 10:01 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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11-12-2015, 10:29 PM #19
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11-12-2015, 10:45 PM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-12-2015, 04:39 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(11-12-2015, 04:48 AM)Octo Wrote:  Pekonijärven Jeesus, now there's a movie hmm.gif

Would that be something like a soft pron with lots of pekon? (blasphemers satanbitch.gif)

Bacon Lake Jesus. Sounds pretty hardcore to me

11-12-2015, 10:47 PM #21
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Oh Ashes and Sack Cloth ,,,, do I get to play the bastard that robs Peter
to Pay Paul ,,,

I'll even do a sermon on the Mount , about what a sin it is
to rob peter to pay paul .

if not ,
Then can I be the Guy that Impregnates the Virgin Mary ?

I want a Son that can Turn Yogurt to Wine
11-13-2015, 02:11 AM #22
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chuckle.gif I'd prefer the yogurt actually.




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