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Soda Myths
02-11-2016, 09:31 PM #1
August Incognito Anonymous
I just got done smearing a piece of tile with my cat's dung.
And then painting another Tile Red.
And then used my sister's nail polish on my hands

And then put mud on my shirt.

All of them, Coca Cola, Pepsi, A&W Rootbeer, Barq's Rootbeer, IBC Rootbeer, Royal Crown Cola, Mountain Dew, Sprite, 7 up, Ginger Ale, and Club Soda failed to :

Take the paint off the tile.
Kill the Germ on the shitty tile
Take the nail polish off my finger nails
Take the Mud stain off my shirt

Like Soap and Water, or plain water, or orange juice, or Milk, or a piece of bread also did.., it DID succeed in taking the shit stain off the tile.
But never did kill the germs.

Like orange juice, grape juice, pineapple juice, tomato juice, carrot juice and wine, and vinegar, and thousand island or ranch, or French salad dressing, it DID create a stain on my shirt....

But ALL of them have failed to take the mud stain that was there originally off my shirt.

Every single one of those sodas have also failed to take the paint off my car.

As for the cocaine effect on the brain.
I have the right to the pleasure response from my brain as if I snorted a line of cocaine, what I do not have the right to do, is to have the psychotic effects of the drug cocaine, which none of those sodas produce.

And the day the government can tell people what to eat and drink, is the day that they can tell you everything.
In fact being able to tell you what to eat and drink IS in fact part of being able to be a dictator.
02-11-2016, 11:19 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,263 Threads:1,556 Joined:Feb 2011
Hey it's ok if you wanna use nail polish. No big deal
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02-12-2016, 01:26 AM #3
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
you had a shitty day too :(
02-12-2016, 01:53 AM #4
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
Posts:1,770 Threads:45 Joined:Mar 2011
Uh...laundry detergent has already been invented. You might take advantage of it rather than scavenging in the litter box, eh?
02-12-2016, 04:49 AM #5
bohica Member
Posts:1,550 Threads:206 Joined:Feb 2011
That's nice.
You're special.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
02-12-2016, 05:23 AM #6
SerialLiker Member
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Probably all the sugar is preventing the cleaning. Try a nice cabernet to get the mud out
02-13-2016, 07:43 AM #7
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,982 Threads:443 Joined:Jun 2012
Next to meth, cocaine creates the most psychological dependence of ANY drug.
Electric shock Show this Post
02-16-2016, 09:11 AM #8
Electric shock Incognito Anonymous
odd..smearing cat dung on a tile piece?

02-16-2016, 04:58 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,020 Threads:742 Joined:Feb 2011
(02-16-2016, 09:11 AM)Electric shock Wrote:  odd..smearing cat dung on a tile piece?



I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
02-16-2016, 05:16 PM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,982 Threads:443 Joined:Jun 2012
Cocaine disrupts blood flow to the brain - OP!





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