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Somebody just charged $542 for groceries with my debit card in three transactions in two days
02-10-2018, 08:36 PM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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Yes it was!

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02-10-2018, 08:59 PM #17
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(02-10-2018, 08:36 PM)Octo Wrote:  Yes it was!

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It's the new and improved thread still at popular prices! cheers.gif banana.gif elvis.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
02-10-2018, 11:28 PM #18
eclipsed Member
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(02-10-2018, 11:03 AM)Catholic Wrote:  
(02-10-2018, 09:32 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(02-10-2018, 09:29 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Did you use the card to buy gas? 13.gif

Bought gas the day before and paid at the register. The card never left my hand, and I didn't have to enter the pin number either..

I don't know how they do it without the PIn??
I last used my visa for Christmas shopping. The January statement opened by my wife shows an unexplained charge of $888 for services at a City Chinese bordello...
Big problem because my wife doesn't believe me so I had to lodge a police complaint and a merchant claim.
I have never been to this bordello even though it's quite famous with T. V. Ads on the after hours channel. Very embarrassing. The visa has promised the amount will be credited next statement because it was fraud.


i normally only use cash and if i want something online ill give the money to a close relative who has a card and have them order it for me.
credit cards dont need pins right? you just sign a receipt....?
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02-11-2018, 12:17 AM #19
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
that's a good way, the other is a pre paid credit card.
Catholic Show this Post
02-11-2018, 03:23 AM #20
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(02-10-2018, 04:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  A small vasectomy? As opposed to a big one? bob.gif

Yes the small vasectomy is cheaper
They only tie one knot instead of two
So it's half in and half out
Part of my prevaricating personality,
I like to have a bet each way
02-11-2018, 03:40 AM #21
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(02-11-2018, 03:23 AM)Catholic Wrote:  
(02-10-2018, 04:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  A small vasectomy? As opposed to a big one? bob.gif

Yes the small vasectomy is cheaper
They only tie one knot instead of two
So it's half in and half out
Part of my prevaricating personality,
I like to have a bet each way

Don't say we didn't warn you if your children come out only three feet tall.

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
Catholi Show this Post
02-11-2018, 05:40 AM #22
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(02-11-2018, 03:40 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(02-11-2018, 03:23 AM)Catholic Wrote:  
(02-10-2018, 04:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  A small vasectomy? As opposed to a big one? bob.gif

Yes the small vasectomy is cheaper
They only tie one knot instead of two
So it's half in and half out
Part of my prevaricating personality,
I like to have a bet each way

Don't say we didn't warn you if your children come out only three feet tall.
Hahah it doesn't work like that
Only need one good sperm out of my 250 million and voila'
Sometimes I look at my ugly friends and think: is this the best your father could do???
Out of 250 million sperms and you were the fastest???
God helps us if the others won the race?
I guess it's hard to be humble when you have such beautiful hair
02-11-2018, 05:51 AM #23
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(02-11-2018, 05:40 AM)Catholi Wrote:  
(02-11-2018, 03:40 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(02-11-2018, 03:23 AM)Catholic Wrote:  
(02-10-2018, 04:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  A small vasectomy? As opposed to a big one? bob.gif

Yes the small vasectomy is cheaper
They only tie one knot instead of two
So it's half in and half out
Part of my prevaricating personality,
I like to have a bet each way

Don't say we didn't warn you if your children come out only three feet tall.
Hahah it doesn't work like that
Only need one good sperm out of my 250 million and voila'
Sometimes I look at my ugly friends and think: is this the best your father could do???
Out of 250 million sperms and you were the fastest???
God helps us if the others won the race?
I guess it's hard to be humble when you have such beautiful hair

How did you know about my hair?

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
02-11-2018, 09:28 AM #24
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,170 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Your hair is legendary.


Regarding sperm, turns out the fastest doesn't win after all...

Quote:A new research says that eggs are not as passive as one has been thinking this long.

A study carried out by researchers in Seattle claim that a female’s eggs are able to select sperm with the best genes to ensure the healthiest offspring possible.


This is in sharp contrast to what scientists have been portraying for decades, sperm as active fighters battling their way towards a passive egg.

On the contrary, semen does not appear to have the same ability to detect bad genes, researchers found.

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyl...andom.html
Catholic Show this Post
02-11-2018, 09:34 AM #25
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(02-11-2018, 09:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  Your hair is legendary.


Regarding sperm, turns out the fastest doesn't win after all...

Quote:A new research says that eggs are not as passive as one has been thinking this long.

A study carried out by researchers in Seattle claim that a female’s eggs are able to select sperm with the best genes to ensure the healthiest offspring possible.


This is in sharp contrast to what scientists have been portraying for decades, sperm as active fighters battling their way towards a passive egg.

On the contrary, semen does not appear to have the same ability to detect bad genes, researchers found.

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyl...andom.html
Oh! That's a relief !!
Random German Guy Show this Post
02-11-2018, 04:09 PM #26
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Okay. coffeetime.gif
02-11-2018, 09:49 PM #27
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Posts:2,528 Threads:240 Joined:Apr 2013
(02-11-2018, 09:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  Your hair is legendary.


Regarding sperm, turns out the fastest doesn't win after all...

Quote:A new research says that eggs are not as passive as one has been thinking this long.

A study carried out by researchers in Seattle claim that a female’s eggs are able to select sperm with the best genes to ensure the healthiest offspring possible.


This is in sharp contrast to what scientists have been portraying for decades, sperm as active fighters battling their way towards a passive egg.

On the contrary, semen does not appear to have the same ability to detect bad genes, researchers found.

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyl...andom.html

chuckle.gif Where is that blushing "aw shucks" fatman.gif raging_midget.gif shocked.gif meme when you need one?

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
02-12-2018, 05:39 PM #28
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12.gif ?

İmage ?

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02-12-2018, 06:33 PM #29
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage
02-12-2018, 07:05 PM #30
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(02-12-2018, 05:39 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  12.gif ?

İmage ?

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