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Something Wrong With Me My Hot Girlfriend Just Dumped Me
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02-21-2016, 08:12 AM #1
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I asked her to sit on my face and fart... For some reason that instantly turned her off and she stormed out of my house. She won't answer my calls and texted me 'It's over'. We have been dating for 6 months... I started to get too comfortable I guess.
Thought if you love someone you could share everything, but my fart fetish made her dump me.
02-21-2016, 08:19 AM #2
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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(02-21-2016, 08:12 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I asked her to sit on my face and fart... For some reason that instantly turned her off and she stormed out of my house. She won't answer my calls and texted me 'It's over'. We have been dating for 6 months... I started to get too comfortable I guess.
Thought if you love someone you could share everything, but my fart fetish made her dump me.

Like a log huh ?

OP must have cancer.
02-21-2016, 08:25 AM #3
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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A nice dog would do the same thing, no questions asked. Save a life, feed a fetish. Go to your local shelter and adopt.

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02-21-2016, 08:26 AM #4
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(02-21-2016, 08:19 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  
(02-21-2016, 08:12 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I asked her to sit on my face and fart... For some reason that instantly turned her off and she stormed out of my house. She won't answer my calls and texted me 'It's over'. We have been dating for 6 months... I started to get too comfortable I guess.
Thought if you love someone you could share everything, but my fart fetish made her dump me.

Like a log huh ?

OP must have cancer.

Cancer? LOL.... Did you read the post?
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02-21-2016, 08:28 AM #5
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(02-21-2016, 08:25 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  A nice dog would do the same thing, no questions asked. Save a life, feed a fetish. Go to your local shelter and adopt.

There are girls I'd be with that I wouldn't like this with. Then there are girls that are 8.5s or higher in looks that are absolutely gorgeous. Unfortunately a dog or even a moderately attractive girl won't suffice for this fetish. I guess it's an 'extremely attractive woman stinker fetish'.
02-21-2016, 08:40 AM #6
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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Could sniffing flatulence be GOOD for you? Potent gas can help prevent cancer, strokes and heart attacks, claim scientists

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...tists.html
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02-21-2016, 08:49 AM #7
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(02-21-2016, 08:40 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  Could sniffing flatulence be GOOD for you? Potent gas can help prevent cancer, strokes and heart attacks, claim scientists

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...tists.html

Fascinating!
02-21-2016, 08:57 AM #8
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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Yep smelling farts can cure cancer OP


http://theweek.com/speedreads/450160/stu...ood-health
02-21-2016, 08:59 AM #9
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(02-21-2016, 08:49 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(02-21-2016, 08:40 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  Could sniffing flatulence be GOOD for you? Potent gas can help prevent cancer, strokes and heart attacks, claim scientists

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...tists.html



Fascinating!

What's even more Fascinating , is the fact you found a way to post a thread
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
02-21-2016, 09:03 AM #10
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Easy now rude boy!!!

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02-21-2016, 10:40 AM #11
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orgazmo3.gif I would sit on your face and fart.. What's your address?



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02-21-2016, 10:42 AM #12
White Ribbon call me
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(02-21-2016, 09:03 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Easy now rude boy!!!

İmage

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02-21-2016, 01:31 PM #13
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İmage

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02-21-2016, 01:34 PM #14
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(02-21-2016, 08:12 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I asked her to sit on my face and fart... For some reason that instantly turned her off and she stormed out of my house. She won't answer my calls and texted me 'It's over'. We have been dating for 6 months... I started to get too comfortable I guess.
Thought if you love someone you could share everything, but my fart fetish made her dump me.

This was the first time you introduced her to your farting desires? Not surprised she left, it's pretty disgusting.
02-21-2016, 05:13 PM #15
Coolchick Member
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oh look another ae type post.

ğkkin great.

why are we keeping these again..?

Just Plain Nuts.



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