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Something really weird happened today
06-29-2013, 03:28 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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I just got home from work (my first day at it) and I was chilling with a beer when we had a knock on the door (shave and a haircut). It was on the front door though so we knew it wasn't one of the friendly regulars as they tend to just walk in the back door. Only the mormons or the cops knock on our front door. (Our doorbell doesn't work and we didn't care to have it fixed) chuckle.gif

I opened the door and there's our neighbor from a couple of houses down the road. He was goofy grinning standing there stuttering and shining asking if he could use us as test subjects? I said sure, but about what?

Well, he apparently found God recently and asked if we knew about how available that is to everybody. I said yes, we (JR and I) wouldn't be together without it. I know how exciting it is, but we don't do religion. We have our own personal relationships with god and nuff said.

He said yeah that's what his wife says too. I'm not sure what he wanted to convey, but he seemed a bit ecstatic without going into the religious realm. Seemed more like he was doing a poll asking if we knew this, lol.

Then we proceeded to talk about our puppies and didn't venture into any more godlike stuff.

I wished him a great weekend before I noticed he walked off towards our neighbor who is a genuine Jesus freak.

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06-29-2013, 03:38 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well
keep an ear peeled for the hissing

the Neighbor is on home turf

so my money is on him
06-29-2013, 03:51 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Well, this is kinda my home turf too.

So I'm thinking it's really sexist of you to put your money on him. I could take him out singlehandedly fyi.

06-29-2013, 03:52 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I missed the first part of the conversation so I was like... wtf2.gif

At any rate, He found Howard.


Good.

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06-29-2013, 03:54 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(06-29-2013, 03:52 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  I missed the first part of the conversation so I was like... wtf2.gif

At any rate, He found Howard.


Good.


Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name. Just to clarify beerbong.gif personal stuff, not religious.

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06-29-2013, 04:00 AM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(06-29-2013, 03:51 AM)Octo Wrote:  Well, this is kinda my home turf too.

So I'm thinking it's really sexist of you to put your money on him. I could take him out singlehandedly fyi.


did you turn blond suddenly ? chuckle.gif

I meant the neighbor he left your house to go visit

he and the neighbor who is a jesus freak may get
in a cat fight ,,, hiss hiss hiss SCRATCH !


Not you and him Octo

geese chuckle.gif
06-29-2013, 04:01 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif

No we're up close and personal and Howard is his name. Not even God is sacred. rofl.gif
06-29-2013, 04:06 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-29-2013, 04:00 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(06-29-2013, 03:51 AM)Octo Wrote:  Well, this is kinda my home turf too.

So I'm thinking it's really sexist of you to put your money on him. I could take him out singlehandedly fyi.


did you turn blond suddenly ? chuckle.gif

I meant the neighbor he left your house to go visit

he and the neighbor who is a jesus freak may get
in a cat fight ,,, hiss hiss hiss SCRATCH !


Not you and him Octo

geese chuckle.gif


blonde.gif

We didn't stay to watch the bloodshed. We took a bike ride with Mason. He loves to run. He got so sweaty JR gave him a shower when we got back. chuckle.gif

Yeah in a moral mortal combat I'm sure you would have put your money on me. lmao.gif
06-29-2013, 04:10 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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HOWARD ? !


I see no one put that on a post-it note at my desk

now i get it .lmao.gif
06-29-2013, 04:28 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Howard is his name.

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06-29-2013, 06:28 AM #11
White Ribbon call me
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why woud someone ever feel the need to knock on the door of another person to tell you about god?..

yes, howard be his name lmao.gif
06-29-2013, 06:45 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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hollowed ?

How-weird ?

How-warped ?

how'd i miss that ?
06-29-2013, 07:22 AM #13
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(06-29-2013, 04:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  Howard is his name.

yup.gif

chuckle.gif


BTW, Howard loves baseball.

"In the Big Inning..."

There it is in the first sentence, so you know it's kinda important to Howard.

Pray for me. hug.gif
06-29-2013, 07:44 AM #14
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well if it's good enough for Howard ,,,

then i guess it's good enough for the Major Leagues

and no thank you ,,, I refuse to be appointed to center field .
06-29-2013, 08:04 AM #15
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(06-29-2013, 07:44 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  well if it's good enough for Howard ,,,

then i guess it's good enough for the Major Leagues

and no thank you ,,, I refuse to be appointed to center field .


I'm still trying to get to first base without being thrown out.

Pray for me. hug.gif



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