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Something really weird happened today
06-29-2013, 01:22 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-29-2013, 03:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  I just got home from work (my first day at it) and I was chilling with a beer when we had a knock on the door (shave and a haircut). It was on the front door though so we knew it wasn't one of the friendly regulars as they tend to just walk in the back door. Only the mormons or the cops knock on our front door. (Our doorbell doesn't work and we didn't care to have it fixed) chuckle.gif

I opened the door and there's our neighbor from a couple of houses down the road. He was goofy grinning standing there stuttering and shining asking if he could use us as test subjects? I said sure, but about what?

Well, he apparently found God recently and asked if we knew about how available that is to everybody. I said yes, we (JR and I) wouldn't be together without it. I know how exciting it is, but we don't do religion. We have our own personal relationships with god and nuff said.

He said yeah that's what his wife says too. I'm not sure what he wanted to convey, but he seemed a bit ecstatic without going into the religious realm. Seemed more like he was doing a poll asking if we knew this, lol.

Then we proceeded to talk about our puppies and didn't venture into any more godlike stuff.

I wished him a great weekend before I noticed he walked off towards our neighbor who is a genuine Jesus freak.


Well, we are all different and if he wanted to spread his newly discovered joy and take a poll that's fine, to each their own. As for me, I would only discuss such an intimate, spiritual joy as that with close friends and family, but then I'm a rather private person and don't make it a habit to discuss my spiritual journey through life, as well as I try to avoid discussing traditional religious dogma.
06-29-2013, 03:01 PM #17
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I was hoping you were going to say you went outside and saw Mormons circling your house on flying bicycles.

Is that a flock of buzzards?

No, it's just the Mormons.


Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-29-2013, 06:37 PM #18
Accidental Stoner Member
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Sounds like he found Benzo-Jesus at the
Public Mental Health Clinic.
Mental Stealth Clinic.
Public Mental Wealth Clinic it is certainly not.


He don't care if it rains or freezus



06-29-2013, 10:17 PM #19
Octo Mother Superior
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JR saw him earlier today when walking the dog. JR waved and smiled, the neighbor waved back and then did a facepalm. lol.gif
06-30-2013, 01:05 AM #20
Ruby Wolf Member
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I remember when my 90 year old great grandmother was at home and dying she was visited by jehova witnesses who walked through her front screen door one summer day and then proceeded to tell her she was going to "HELL" if she didnt "BUY" and read their religious books they carried around with them and i was there in a back room and came out when i heard them and used all my self control not to knock both of them out on the spot (i'm not a violent person at all) and i told them to get the "HELL" out...
06-30-2013, 01:32 AM #21
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ball peen hammer their knees

don't even let them get a word out

they are EVIL beings that shape shift

Bible thumpers ,,, man i despise that
07-01-2013, 12:48 AM #22
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(06-30-2013, 01:32 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ball peen hammer their knees

don't even let them get a word out

they are EVIL beings that shape shift

Bible thumpers ,,, man i despise that

Sounds a little violent.

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  



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