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Song : " Daddy , can Momma get her Hairlip a Perm ? "
08-02-2017, 09:45 PM #1
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Back awhile , I wrote this here song : " Daddy can Momma get her Hairlip a Perm ? "

now , I ain't sayin' it was a Hit or nothin' but ,,,


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08-02-2017, 09:46 PM #2
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,,, the Perm did turn out nice


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08-03-2017, 03:52 AM #3
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It was back in those days , ya know ,

and I had this here dysfunctional Pet Rock , that gave birth to a Downs Syndrome Pebble .

well , Therapist said I had to put my Pet Rock on Prozac , and They would Hold the Pebble
as Collateral until the first of the Month when my check came in .

Sadly , Pet Rock didn't seem to have a Hole for a Mouth ,,

well , not to let the Prozac go to Waste ,,

I threw it out in the yard with the Chicken Feed ,, right ?

Damn Hens got to trying to Hump my Hogs

and then ,,,
The Hens began laying these here Pebble looking Eggs with Curly Tails and all ,,, right ?

So , one morn while counting these here Pebble Eggs ,,,

I got this Vision of how to fix a Hairlip on a Chicken ,,, right ?

so I began to write this here Song about it ,,, right ?

and I thought " How to fix Hair " ,,, right ?

and I thought ,,, sheesh ,,, give it a Perm . right ?

so ,,,
Chickie Burd got a Perm for her Hair Lip ,,,

and the song just jumped out at me .

pretty cool ,,, right ?
08-03-2017, 04:12 AM #4
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well , got me this here old Pick of my Pet Rock with it's Hair Lip .


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08-03-2017, 04:48 AM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Yeah, and when the 80's happened the song changed to "Momma can daddy get an afro perm?"
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08-03-2017, 08:53 AM #6
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(08-02-2017, 09:45 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Back awhile , I wrote this here song : " Daddy can Momma get her Hairlip a Perm ? "

now , I ain't sayin' it was a Hit or nothin' but ,,,

Matrix won't make bearded ladies because apparently most of them already got beards. pop2.gif
08-03-2017, 02:12 PM #7
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08-03-2017, 05:37 PM #8
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well , The Matrix put them beards down there on ladies so ya got
a place to rest yours .

Believe mine needs a rest about now
08-03-2017, 05:55 PM #9
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Meanwhile, here's a bearded dragon dressed as a Jedi knight

İmage
08-03-2017, 06:11 PM #10
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(08-03-2017, 05:37 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  well , The Matrix put them beards down there on ladies so ya got
a place to rest yours .

Believe mine needs a rest about now

Oh, I see.
Nope.
Not worth the drama anymore.
Women too angry.

Wish there were a whorehouse in town.

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08-03-2017, 08:22 PM #11
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They get happy once you find that little button just below their beard .
lol
08-03-2017, 08:27 PM #12
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Hmmmyes, I have noticed, on dimly remembered occasion.

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08-04-2017, 03:03 AM #13
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(08-03-2017, 05:55 PM)Octo Wrote:  blink.gif

Meanwhile, here's a bearded dragon dressed as a Jedi knight

İmage

I'm pretty sure he meant bearded clams and not bearded dragons.

Did you know that another name for bearded dragon is ex wife?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-04-2017, 03:06 AM #14
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yepper , got me buckets of them Dim recollections ,
if challenged , can't say I'd even locate the right button

But knowing me , I'd keep punching every one of them til they got happy . lmao.gif
08-04-2017, 03:20 AM #15
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(08-04-2017, 03:06 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  yepper , got me buckets of them Dim recollections ,
if challenged , can't say I'd even locate the right button

But knowing me , I'd keep punching every one of them til they got happy .  lmao.gif

İmage

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor



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