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05-17-2013, 04:09 PM #1
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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"4 Worms In Church"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol .. . . . . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .. Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service.

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05-17-2013, 04:14 PM #2
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05-17-2013, 04:16 PM #3
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Morning Shadow...

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05-17-2013, 04:33 PM #4
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Morning US how's my favorite Torontosaurus Rox? Getting sunshine?
05-17-2013, 04:37 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-17-2013, 04:33 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Morning US how's my favorite Torontosaurus Rox? Getting sunshine?


It's overcast and sunny today, but yes I was already outside feeding the critters and looking at how my seedlings are doing. This weather is wonderful.

How's the weather on your side of the continent?
05-17-2013, 04:43 PM #6
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Cool and sunny this morning, last week was really nice, +30 blink.gif still looking into Salmon Arm? I really don't think you could pick a sweeter town.
05-17-2013, 04:48 PM #7
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-17-2013, 04:43 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Cool and sunny this morning, last week was really nice, +30 blink.gif still looking into Salmon Arm? I really don't think you could pick a sweeter town.


I would prefer Osooyoos, but it seems so expensive there and I don't want to live in a tin can with neighbours in my pocket. So, we'll see when we get out there and check out different areas.

My nephew suggests we look at Squamish because it's closer to the ocean and affordable. We'll have to check that out too. He lives in Whister, so maybe he just wants us to buy a seaside cottage where he can vacation? chuckle.gif
05-17-2013, 05:04 PM #8
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
 
(05-17-2013, 04:48 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I would prefer Osooyoos, but it seems so expensive there and I don't want to live in a tin can with neighbours in my pocket. So, we'll see when we get out there and check out different areas.

My nephew suggests we look at Squamish because it's closer to the ocean and affordable. We'll have to check that out too. He lives in Whister, so maybe he just wants us to buy a seaside cottage where he can vacation? chuckle.gif


Osoyoos is desert, it's brutal hot (avg summer temp 38C) and dry, rattlers and cactus. Wouldn't be my choice. Squamish isn't close to the ocean it's on an inlet....well I guess that's ocean lol. If you want ocean check out Gibson's, Sechelt, Powell River. All the Sunshine Coast. Quiet though I don't know how affordable anymore. Me, i'd go North, Bulkely Valley area but it's brrrr cold in winter.
05-17-2013, 05:11 PM #9
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(05-17-2013, 05:04 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(05-17-2013, 04:48 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I would prefer Osooyoos, but it seems so expensive there and I don't want to live in a tin can with neighbours in my pocket. So, we'll see when we get out there and check out different areas.

My nephew suggests we look at Squamish because it's closer to the ocean and affordable. We'll have to check that out too. He lives in Whister, so maybe he just wants us to buy a seaside cottage where he can vacation? chuckle.gif


Osoyoos is desert, it's brutal hot (avg summer temp 38C) and dry, rattlers and cactus. Wouldn't be my choice. Squamish isn't close to the ocean it's on an inlet....well I guess that's ocean lol. If you want ocean check out Gibson's, Sechelt, Powell River. All the Sunshine Coast. Quiet though I don't know how affordable anymore. Me, i'd go North, Bulkely Valley area but it's brrrr cold in winter.


I originally wanted to go North coastal, but hubby hates the cold and I don't want to deal with bears and wolves/coyotes, because we may keep pets (cats and dogs) and I would worry for them. But, I keep mentioning that we spend our Summers there and our Winters in Arizona with our friends, so really, we could live anywhere. We really need to get out there and do road trips.

I remember once we stopped in Golden, B.C., it was gorgeous too.
05-17-2013, 05:23 PM #10
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(05-17-2013, 05:11 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I originally wanted to go North coastal, but hubby hates the cold and I don't want to deal with bears and wolves/coyotes, because we may keep pets (cats and dogs) and I would worry for them. But, I keep mentioning that we spend our Summers there and our Winters in Arizona with our friends, so really, we could live anywhere. We really need to get out there and do road trips.

I remember once we stopped in Golden, B.C., it was gorgeous too.


There's so many lovely places to look at. BC has everything from glaciers to desert. From permafrost to palm trees. It's just a matter of what you want and what you can spend. I know a little place on a lake here (only 3 homes on the entire lake) 2 acres of waterfront with water rights you could probably get for $200k. 20 lb trout in there. Beautifull.
05-17-2013, 05:24 PM #11
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
 
(05-17-2013, 05:23 PM)Shadow Wrote:  There's so many lovely places to look at. BC has everything from glaciers to desert. From permafrost to palm trees. It's just a matter of what you want and what you can spend. I know a little place on a lake here (only 3 homes on the entire lake) 2 acres of waterfront with water rights you could probably get for $200k. 20 lb trout in there. Beautifull.


In fact, the lake is the pic in my av
05-17-2013, 05:25 PM #12
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-17-2013, 05:23 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(05-17-2013, 05:11 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I originally wanted to go North coastal, but hubby hates the cold and I don't want to deal with bears and wolves/coyotes, because we may keep pets (cats and dogs) and I would worry for them. But, I keep mentioning that we spend our Summers there and our Winters in Arizona with our friends, so really, we could live anywhere. We really need to get out there and do road trips.

I remember once we stopped in Golden, B.C., it was gorgeous too.


There's so many lovely places to look at. BC has everything from glaciers to desert. From permafrost to palm trees. It's just a matter of what you want and what you can spend. I know a little place on a lake here (only 3 homes on the entire lake) 2 acres of waterfront with water rights you could probably get for $200k. 20 lb trout in there. Beautifull.


It will be difficult to make a choice as to where, that's for sure.
05-17-2013, 05:41 PM #13
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(05-17-2013, 05:25 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  It will be difficult to make a choice as to where, that's for sure.


You just need to decide what it is you both want and can afford. Ocean, lake, mountains, temperate climate, promiximity to (or distance from) family, fishing, hunting, city life, like anything I guess, but BC has it all.
05-17-2013, 05:54 PM #14
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(05-17-2013, 05:41 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(05-17-2013, 05:25 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  It will be difficult to make a choice as to where, that's for sure.


You just need to decide what it is you both want and can afford. Ocean, lake, mountains, temperate climate, promiximity to (or distance from) family, fishing, hunting, city life, like anything I guess, but BC has it all.


I have a hunch our kids will want to come out there with us, so the bigger the house the better; until they get their footing.

I would love to be right on a lake with a mountain view, and hubby wants to get involved in the senior's lifestyles (lawn bowling and old people shenanigans, rec centre activities). So far, Salmon Arm offers all that. So we will look around there first.

Ah, my French dwarf lilacs are in bloom. They smell so good. yay.gif
05-17-2013, 05:57 PM #15
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
 
iagree.gif Salmon Arm is the sweetest town ever. For everything you mention you want. Shuswap Lake is ... sofa king beautifull.



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